Boys locker room. Ken is alone, erasing the whiteboard, when Emma gingerly tiptoes into the room. She's not trying to be quiet -- she's just trying to avoid touching absolutely anything in the room, including the air. She's shocked at the site of somebody's jockstrap, sitting on a bench. Emma says hello to Ken and tells him that she can't stay in the room long because of the germs and the odor. That's the smell of teen sexuality. And Biofreeze. Emma has a question for Ken. And that question is whether he could accept a marriage in which they continue to live in different houses, don't socialize outside of work, and don't actually tell anybody they're married. That's a better deal than Ken expected. I think the only worse possible deal would be if they got married and then Ken was required to commit ritual suicide. Emma: "You're a really good man, Ken. And I don't want to spend the rest of my life alone." Except for after school and on the weekends, when she won't see him. So she'll marry him.
Non-existent outdoor corridor. Finn ambushes Rachel, calling her "A-Rach," and praising the girls' energetic mash-up. Rachel claims they were just leveling out the playing field. And then the both of them decide that doping was wrong and that they should just admit their error and call off the competition. And then she apologizes for calling him contemptible and deplorable. He didn't mind, since he didn't really know what those words meant. Stepping past the moronic elephant in the room, Rachel tells him that she's realized that her goals are too selfish, and it's time for her to stop competing against everyone and start competing alongside them.
Principal's office. Will and Terri are there because Terri's drug pushing has been noticed by someone with a brain. Figgins has clearly just told Will what happened, because Will blows up at Terri's insanity. Her defense is that the drugs must be safe because they're sold over the counter. And she thinks the kids would have taken drugs on their own if she hadn't provided them. Will disagrees, since these are good kids. I guess, unlike Terri when she was in high school. Terri points out that nothing bad happened. Figgins: "Howard Bamboo got arrested." And then we flash to Howard getting tackled by four cops at the local drug store. Poor Howard. He's never going to make it in prison. Will's confused. Figgins catches him up with the audience by telling him that pseudoephedrine is used to make crystal meth. So Howard was arrested on suspicion of running a meth lab. Terri, in her defense, notes that she "never told Howard to get them all at one place." Will tells Terri that he doesn't know how he can raise a baby with her if she can't even be trusted to look after a group of teenagers without doping them up. Figgins fires Terri as nurse. Will gets up to leave, but Figgins tells him he's not off the hook either. Apparently, his push to make the kids competitive is what lead them to abuse drugs. So Figgins thinks that Glee Club needs a co-director, someone with a proven track record of winning competitions without resorting to doping. Of course, if Figgins hadn't insisted that he was going to shut down Glee if it didn't place at Regionals, Will might not be so obsessed with winning. But who needs consistency from our favorite school administrator and anti-embolism stocking model?