Later, at the Hash 'n' Whore, Rudy is sitting with Mike and Ellie. "Wow, I can't believe it was Howard," he says, meaning he hates to admit that Mike was right. "It's not a contest," says Mike. "Yeah, but it would be nice if you were wrong once," says Rudy. Ellie tells them to "take out a ruler and get it over with."

At another booth: Zane. Sam. Zane's not seeing Cheerleader again. Zane knew Sam was jealous. Sam is not jealous, she's not! They're friends, okay? Friends? You know? Like maybe even friends friends, maybe-someday-who- knows-possibly- potentially-statistically- speaking-perchance- weather-permitting friends. Whatever. So where's that ruler?