Later, Loser insists that Rudy arrest Mike, Zane, and Miss Creepo, but Rudy points out that Loser used lethal force on Mike and served alcohol to minors and threw a party without a permit. Loser slinks out. The Beauty Queen Fetishists Association of North America expresses outrage.

Then Mike walks into the Hash 'n' Whore to meet Ellie, and tells her about Miss Creepo's vision of a dark-haired girl. Ellie points out that Miss Creepo doesn't even have her facts straight because all the missing girls are blondes. And Mike's like, "I know, but look at this," and suddenly he whips out this folder with information about Miss Creepo that he got from his "contacts in Portland," who, I'm guessing, are with the Federal Bureau of Plot Expediency or something.

Sam and Frosty start screaming for help when they hear someone passing by the cellar window. It's Local Loser. He comes over and crouches down to look in. "Oh my God! What's going on here?" he says. Sam and Frosty are all like, "Help! Get us out of here!" Loser's thinking: "Girls! Girls with prom dresses! They want me!" He says he'll go get help. He gets up to leave, but then there's a big CLANK, and he falls back down, and then someone above him whacks his head with a shovel a bunch more times. Sam and Frosty scream and scream and scream and it sucks to be them.