Zane shows up at the Trampires' cabin. "Hello?" he calls. He calls for LeSkank. "Is anybody around? Is anybody here?" No, Zane, they just went off to play miniature golf and left five hundred candles burning. The door slams shut behind him. "Hello, fright night," he mutters. He looks around and sees three coffins in the living room. "Oh, that's bad; that's really not good," he says. He heads for the door and tries the doorknob! But something's pulling the door shut! And then the door opens! Oh. It's just Sam. She admits that she followed him. "I kept imagining them passing your virgin blood around in a Dixie cup," she says. "You came to rescue me? Without my expressed consent, I might add," snickers Zane. He shows her the coffins. "Okay, let's go now," Sam says nervously, but Zane is all psyched to look inside. Sam so does not want to look inside, but Zane goes over and peers inside one of the coffins. "Sam...come here," he says, and he gets Sam all freaked out, but it turns out the coffin is empty. "That's not funny!" she yells. Zane laughs. He's telling her she needs to lighten up when suddenly the other two coffins open up and out pop Drag Queen of the Dammed and Token Blacula, with bared fangs and that weird-ass white-eye thing going. "Hhhaaarrghhh!" "Hhheeaaaccchhh!" Sam and Zane run to the door but can't open it and start banging on it and screaming. Drag Queen and Token Blacula come closer. The door opens, and there's The Vampire LeSkank in full-frontal fang hhhhaarrrgghing right at them. Sam and Zane scream. More fang-baring. More screaming. You get the idea.

At the police station Mike is pacing around, because the murder records from Olympia haven't come in yet. "I can't go accuse people without logical evidence," says Rudy, "and those girls have airtight alibis." Yeah -- and outfits, too. Mike says that the Trampires could be sinking their fangs into people right now. "Whoa!" says Deputy Tim. "I don't think so." He looks over at the door. In strut all three Trampires with fangs and Antichrist Superstar eyes and all. They just stand there, hhhaaarrrggghing away; everyone's like, "the hell?" Then Sam and Zane walk in behind them. "Hey guys," says Zane, putting his arms around Drag Queen and LeSkank. They all grin.