Back at the Dolan house, Conrad and Sam are sitting on the couch looking chastised while Mr. Generic explains to Rudy that "it's not like Conrad to be so irresponsible." Rudy says that they were just being kids, but it's just not a good time to be wandering around in the dark. Mr. Generic goes up to Conrad and says, coldly, "You said I could trust you." "You can, Dad, I swear," says Conrad. Jeez, it's not like Conrad was touching Sam's dirtypillows or anything, so cut it out with the V.C. Andrews parenting style, Dad. "They were just being teenagers," Mrs. Generic pipes up nervously. Mitzi says that, well, it's not a party until someone gets a little action. "Mom!" says Sam. Mr. Generic says it's time to go, and herds Mrs. G. and Conrad to the door. "I hope that this doesn't go into your story," he tells Mike. Sam steps up and says that she talked Conrad into sneaking out. "Blame me, sir, it was my fault," she says. Mr. Generic just looks at her like, "Whatever, slut." The Generics leave, and so does Rudy. "I hope he was a good kisser," Mitzi tells Sam. Sam's like, "Mom! I was almost arrested!" "I know. I hope it was worth it," Mitzi hisses. Sam goes upstairs. "She takes after me," Mitzi tells Mike, slyly. Thanks for sharing, Mom.

Sunrise on Glory Island. Good morning, Buried-Alive Guy! How are you? Oh yeah: still buried alive. Sorry.

Mike comes into the living room, where Sam is. "Not the smartest idea in the world, running off with some strange guy, Sam," he tells her. Sam says Conrad's harmless. Mike says he's not so sure; he thinks Conrad is trouble. Sam loses her shit and tells Mike he shouldn't go playing big brother/substitute father figure after ditching her for so many years. Major drama. Drama-Sam-a-rama.

Mike goes and bugs Rudy, telling him, emphatically, that Conrad is dangerous! Because two days after he was dismissed from Levy's pharmacy, Mr. Levy, the pharmacist, mysteriously disappeared! No one's seen him since! And Mr. Generic is hiding something! Mike talks like a FOX news anchor. Rudy's like, "How do you come up with this shit?" Mike asks Rudy if he thinks Metal-Detector Guy's death was really an accident, because he saw Conrad go into the woods the day he died. Rudy's like, "Step off, bitch. I'm the sheriff." But then when Mike slinks off, he radios the police station and asks Perky Secretary to look up a missing-person report on Mr. Levy.