10:38 - Burlesque just lost to one of those "legitimate" and "unironically good" movies, whatever those are.
10:46 - Congratulations to Colin Firth, the most widely predicted win of the night. It's like British scientists engineered that role for the express purpose of winning awards.
10:49 - Firth got through his entire acceptance speech stammer-free. Guess he really WAS acting.
10:54 - A cancer-free Michael Douglas in the house! And receiving a standing ovation, god love him.
10:55 - And, as expected, The Social Network beat out Inception for Best Picture - Drama. Are nerds going to pissed about this? Hard to say, since Social Network is technically about computers, after all.
10:58 - And show's over right on time! Ricky Gervais saves his most subversive quip for the closing credits: "Thank you to God for making me an atheist." As for us, thank you for reading. Have a good night, everybody!
See our list of the nominees and winners here!