MONDO EXTRAS

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Slumdog wins it. It did! That's cool. What a lovely film. Aww! They cut to the stars of the film, and they're so excited and new to everything. That's nice to see.

9:21: Amy Poehler and Patrick Dempsey are the latest odd couple on stage, presenting Best Actor in a TV Series -- Comedy. Alec Baldwin, Steve Carrell, Kevin Connolly, Mulder, Tony Shalhoub. Oh, the riots if Shalhoub wins. Alec Baldwin won again. Very deserved, obviously. Can't wait to hear his smug and inappropriate acceptance speech, bless his heart. You can't take that guy anywhere. Ha! He used to bring Rumer Willis juice boxes on movie sets. He is thanking Tina, and his speech is wonderfully short! And not terribly smug! Or inappropriate! And Kenneth got to come! He's sitting at the big boy table! Commercial time.

9:30: Two of the classiest actors in the world! Terrence Howard and Megan Fox announcing Best Actor in a TV Mini-series .... Wow, Paul Giamatti has some Lamb Chops!

9:31: What's with the goofy laugh Terrence? Huzzah to Paul! Big ups to short schlubby nerds the world over. My theory: Giamatti did Christian Bale's voice in The Dark Knight.

9:33: Damages in the house! Larry Fishburne and Glenn Close announcing Best TV Series Musical or Comedy: Duh it will be 30 Rock. Duh and duh and duh.

9:35: David Duchovny's foot is sexy. Who still watches Weeds?

9:36: I wish just for the sake of an upset 30 Rock lost to Entourage. I'm a masochist like that. [Editor's Note: You would have had one grouchy boss in the morning. - Angel]

9:37: Tracy Morgan is the face of post-racial America. Deal with it Cate Blanchett! Lornee Mikes! Who knew Hova got his name from Jeff Zucker?! OMG. Best acceptance speech ever. EVER.

9:42: Bad singer Pierce Brosnan is here advertising his bad singing abilities in Mamma Mia!.

9:44: I wonder if Dids and J Lo have awkwardness? He and Beckinsale are announcing Best Original Score for Motion Picture. Obvi Slumdog Millionaire needs to win this.

9:45: I am psychic!

9:46: A.R. Rahman = Cutest man ever.

9:47: Duchovs and Jane Krakowski are here to announce Best Actress in Comedy, which Duchovs takes to be an opportunity to air his weird familial drama.