MONDO EXTRAS

... What is Meryl mouthing to the camera?

10:39 Kate Winslet wins! Hell to the yes! That's what you get for being a ballsy broad, Hollywood!

10:39:30 Ok pull it together Kate, this isn't the Oscars.

10:40 She forgot Angie Jo in her self-flagellating speech about her co-nominees! Was that a joke? The lightning rods of Zeus will rain down upon her!

10:41 Bitchface Jolie is on a rampage.

10:42 Ok the shout out to Leo got me a little teary.

10:43 Oh my god really? Blake Lively and Rainn Wilson are following up Kate Winslet? At least Rainn is pointing out how lame he and Blake are compared to her. Hurrah, they know how stupid they are! Points for them. And now for Best Television Series - Drama. Mad Men wins! Finally we get to see Christina Hendricks' glorious boobages up close and personal. Matt Weiner, please don't go anywhere.

10:50 Head Milf Susan Sarandon wastes no time announcing nominees for Best Actor in Motion Picture Drama. If it ain't Mickey Rourke I'll eat my hat. And it's a sombero fools!

10:50:30 Psychic again!

10:51 Mickey Rourke trips up the stage and then stuffs his hand into his pants accepting his award, and for that, I will be forever grateful.

10:53 Did he just swear? Did he just thank Axl Rose? Did he just thank all his dogs? My mind is really really really blown right now. And ... the music is cutting him off. Bitches.

10:59 Tom effing Cruise is delivering the final award? Gross. Best Motion Picture fools. If Benjamin Button doesn't win I'll be happy. Hizzah! Party in Mumbai, it's Slumdog of Love! Silly Tom forgot the Golden Globe and Potato Head Rumer had to give it to him. Scientologists and their bad memories!

11:00 Funny looking British person is talking .... He said the F word! And I'm bored. Goodnight folks! See you next year!

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