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6-10
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Something About Survival

New York, I Love You XOXO - After six years and much ballyhoo, everybody ends up exactly where they belong.

12.17.2012 A+

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6-9
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Beyond The Goblin City

The Revengers - Well, Chuck finally kills somebody.

12.10.2012
12.13.2012
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6-8
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You're More Than In My Head

It’s Really Complicated - Dan and Serena's inaugural Thanksgiving is, predictably enough, awful. But at least Blair and Chuck are winning, for now.

12.03.2012
12.05.2012
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6-7
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Our Time Is Running Out

Save The Last Chance - Serena and Dan attempt to make amends, but it's Nate who might owe somebody the biggest apology.

11.26.2012
12.03.2012
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6-6
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Spectrum Und Drang

Where The Vile Things Are - Blair's worst idea ever coincides with Serena's, as one takes fashion in a chilling direction and the other one hooks up with a Humphrey.

11.19.2012
11.26.2012
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6-5
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Dressing Up & Dressing Down

Monstrous Ball - Everybody yells at everybody else at Cotillion, for the sixth year in a row; Operation Ivy still makes little to no sense.

11.12.2012
11.19.2012
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6-4
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Spread Like A Sailor

Portrait Of A Lady Alexander - The cast is surrounded by horses, horses, horses; Bart teaches Nate how to watusi.

11.05.2012
11.11.2012
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6-3
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YOLO Technology

Dirty Rotten Scandals - Sage is a miscreant, Dan is the worst, Rufus is the second-worst, everybody's kind of awful. Oh, and Blair literally loses her mind for a minute.

10.22.2012
10.29.2012
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6-2
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Everything Was Beautiful & Nothing Hurt

High Infidelity - Nate and Serena's respective love interests have a surprising connection; Blair's fashion-industry mishaps have only begun.

10.15.2012
10.21.2012
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6-1
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Hobo Humpin' Upstate Babe

Gone Maybe Gone - Rufus mends his heart as only a Humphrey can, while the rest of the show seeks out Serena to destroy her once and for all.

10.08.2012
10.14.2012
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5-24
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Fallout Girl

Return Of The Ring - A bloodbath! Everything goes completely insane and we're left just muddling about in the wreckage. Which is to say, things are excellent.

05.14.2012
05.15.2012
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5-23
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The Downside To Relevance

The Fugitives - Schemes go off without a hitch, which can only mean the final reveal will be something truly horrifying. And oh, it is.

05.07.2012
05.08.2012
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5-22
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Jackdaws, Or: Humphrey's Complaint

Raiders Of The Lost Art - Everybody schemes on everybody else at that old sex club where we lost Carter Baizen long ago.

04.30.2012
05.07.2012
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5-21
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If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet

Despicable B - Blair realizes she's been acting out of character for a couple years, while Serena and Lily just act a mess.

04.23.2012
04.30.2012
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5-20
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A Generous Serving

Salon Of The Dead - Dan and Blair's plan to make people miserable is interrupted by misery from all sides, and it's hilarious.

04.16.2012
04.19.2012
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5-19
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The Muses Of Montparnasse

It Girl, Interrupted - Rufus leaves Lily after one scheme too many; Serena finally loses it on Lola.

04.09.2012
04.16.2012
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5-18
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Elevator Love Song

Con Heir - The Rhodes Women join up against Ivy; Dan and Blair achieve a sort of intimacy.

04.02.2012
04.06.2012
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5-17
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Waking The Dragon

The Princess Dowry - Everything about the show suddenly changes into something awesomer.

02.27.2012
03.05.2012
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5-16
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The Truth About Charlie

Cross Rhodes - While B tries to make amends, Chuck's on the warpath and Ivy comes clean.

02.20.2012
02.27.2012
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5-15
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We Want Prenup

Crazy, Cupid, Love - Blair makes a Hail Mary attempt to get Dan and Serena back together, and they fail to do her bidding.

02.13.2012
02.21.2012
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5-14
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Runaway Snide

The Backup Dan - Everybody runs around looking for Blair. Including Blair.

02.06.2012
02.13.2012
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5-13
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Sale Of The Century

G.G. - Blair finally gets exactly what's coming to her; Gossip Girl is revealed, kind of.

01.30.2012
02.06.2012
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5-12
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S x S

Father & The Bride - Blair's bachelorette party and Serena's blog launch lead to a truly radical rearrangement of priorities and alliances.

01.23.2012
01.24.2012
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5-9
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The New Year's Eve Of Magical Thinking

The End Of The Affair? - Blair finally loses her last marble.

01.16.2012
01.23.2012
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5-10
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So Much for My Happy Ending

Riding In Town Cars With Boys - Serena, Dan and Ivy manage to concoct the perfect murder using only their stupid good intentions and Internet chicanery.

12.05.2011
12.06.2011
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5-9
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It's A Fire

Rhodes To Perdition - CeCe returns, and surprise surprise: Everybody turns awesome simultaneously. Most especially, of all people, Ivy.

11.28.2011
11.29.2011
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5-8
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Hung Up On Somebody That You Used

All The Pretty Sources - Hurley leaves amid massive journalistic mayhem, GG goes down, and Blair and Louis break up again some more.

11.21.2011
11.28.2011
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5-7
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When The Hurley-Burley's Done

The Big Sleep No More - Diana's machinations become ever more mystifying, and Blair loses it more impressively than ever before.

11.14.2011
11.21.2011
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5-6
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This Is My Idea Of Fun

I Am Number Nine - Dan's slip into madness begins, while Chuck demonstrates surprising amounts of growth and maturity for one so recently vile.

11.07.2011
11.07.2011
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5-5
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Exploitation Of Neighbors

The Fasting & The Furious - Serena secures the film rights to Dan's book, Gossip Girl makes her first attack on Diana Payne, and everybody forgets Yom Kippur.

10.24.2011
11.03.2011
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5-4
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Always Coming Home

Memoirs Of An Invisible Dan - Dan's book is released, as are the hounds of war.

10.17.2011
10.24.2011
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5-3
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Charlie The Unicorn

The Jewel Of Denial - Chuck and Serena both get pets, Ivy and Dan get new identities, and Blair gets a babydaddy.

10.10.2011
10.17.2011
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5-2
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Beatrix Slaughter

Beauty & The Feast - Nate becomes a blogger or something, Serena kidnaps Ivy, Dan and Chuck have a big old tickle party.

10.03.2011
10.10.2011
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5-1
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The World Was A Mess, But His Hair Was Perfect

Yes, Then Zero - Dan messes with Blair's royal dreams; Chuck leads Team Blonde to new personal insights on the West Coast; longest recap ever of all time ever.

09.26.2011
09.28.2011
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4-22
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The Roaring Besides Her

The Wrong Goodbye - Georgina! Secret identities! Makeouts! Explosions! Pregnancies! Yachts! Medications!

05.16.2011
05.23.2011
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4-21
Recap

French Negation, Or: The Jack/Russell Terreur

Shattered Bass - If you can believe it, there are worse things than being near a broken window. There are few, but they exist.

05.09.2011
05.16.2011
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4-20
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Bad Charlotte

The Princesses & The Frog - Gossip Girl gets ahead of herself; Chuck goes out for the Irredeemable Olympics; royals are insulted.

05.02.2011
05.09.2011
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4-19
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Blush & Bashful, Or: Game Of Scones

Petty In Pink - B's flight from Lonelyboy leads to the arms of Prince Louis and friction with S; Lily experiences social discomfort; something with Raina happens also.

04.25.2011
05.02.2011
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4-18
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Through Every Open Door

The Kids Stay In The Picture - Lily's sentence comes down during a meeting of all the Rhodes Woman; Blair and Chuck once again pass in the night.

04.18.2011
04.25.2011
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4-17
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Reader, She Kisses Him

Empire Of The Son - Everything gets tied up nicely, then spins out of control in another direction.

02.28.2011
03.07.2011
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4-16
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The Time To Make Up Your Mind About People

While You Weren’t Sleeping - Dan and Blair actually watch a movie in the same borough, and the world will never be the same.

02.21.2011
02.28.2011
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4-15
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Blue Valentines

It-Girl Happened One Night - Chuck's pattern of betraying Lily escalates, while Blair falls back into her old Serena-destroying tricks.

02.14.2011
02.22.2011
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4-14
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Imperial Bedrooms

Panic Roommate - C and B work isomorphic angles while Dan and Eric team up with Damien to teach Serena a lesson.

02.07.2011
02.09.2011
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4-13
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Fever Started Long Ago

Damien Darko - Damien makes some surprise moves; Blair and Dan escalate to war; everybody still hates Lily.

01.31.2011
02.07.2011
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4-12
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The Temper Trap

The Kids Are Not All Right - Sometimes, verrrry occasionally when the stars are just so, the adults of the UES -- like the proverbial blind squirrel or broken clock -- get it right. Ten points to Moms, five points each from Hufflepuff and Slytherin.

01.24.2011
01.31.2011
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4-11
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Pictures From an Institution, Or: The Bulls of Bendy Law

The Townie - Dig deeply enough into any story, and eventually you will find that Lily van der Woodsen is to blame.

12.06.2010
12.13.2010
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4-10
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If I Ever Feel Better

Gaslit - This latest attempt on S's life changes everybody's stuff around. Strange betrayals. Even stranger alliances. Thanks are Given.

11.29.2010
12.06.2010
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4-9
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Serena to the Infinite Power

The Witches Of Bushwick - Serena's indecision makes everybody finally turn into Serena, so Serena sets Serena up for a fall, and eventually Serena gets kidnapped by Serena.

11.15.2010
11.22.2010
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4-8
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Brooklyn Without Limits, Or: Arendt You Glad You Odile?

Juliet Doesn’t Live Here Anymore - A wonderful takedown, a Jane Austen/Tchaikovsky double threat, and bad Rufus advice creates a whole new kind of evil. Major evil!

11.08.2010
11.15.2010
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4-7
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Heat/Stroke, Or: The Human Velocipede

War At The Roses’ - When the clandestine conspiracy Operation Smile performs a dark ritual on Blair's birthday, it's up to Dan and pop star Robyn to set things right again.

11.01.2010
11.05.2010
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4-6
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to wound the autumnal city.

Easy J - Jenny comes to town for one day of absolute misery and utter chaos before diving back down below the deeps.

10.25.2010
11.01.2010
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4-5
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The Dandy Frightening The Squatter

Goodbye, Columbia - Juliet comes after Serena with Vanessa, GG and STDs; Chuck comes after Blair with only his perfect haircut and a rotunda.

10.11.2010
10.18.2010
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4-4
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Gravity Always Wins

Touch Of Eva - Eva's charitable good-boy version of Chuck Bass lasts nearly twelve hours before Blair ruins everything, as usual without even really trying.

10.04.2010
10.11.2010
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4-3
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Pieces Of Jennifer's Body

The Undergraduates - Serena and Blair team up for a takedown, but it all seems like misdirection; everybody moves in with everybody else.

09.27.2010
10.04.2010
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4-2
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Je Ne Suis La Belette De Personne

Double Identity - Everybody comes back to the UES intact, while dark forces martial themselves once more against Serena van der Woodsen.

09.20.2010
09.27.2010
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4-1
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The Reeling

Belles De Jour - Lonelyboy's a babydaddy and Chuck is dead; S sleeps her way through the Paris underclass; B learns the French for "Lord Marcus."

09.13.2010
09.20.2010
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3-22
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Jenny, King Of The Pirates

Last Tango, Then Paris - Little J does everything she can to destroy New York City.

05.17.2010
05.25.2010
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3-21
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L.Y.L.A.W.T.F.

Ex-Husbands & Wives - Team Dan/Nate and Team Chuck/Jenny need B to solve the Mysteries of Dr. Will without S finding out, but all B wants is time with Rugby Boy.

05.10.2010
05.17.2010
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3-21
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The Cutlery Chasing Me

It’s A Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad World - Rufus makes it easy on everybody when they must choose between the total mess he's constantly making of himself, or a Baldwin brother.

05.03.2010
05.10.2010
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3-19
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The Year Of Magical Thinking

Dr. Estrangeloved - Carmen Sandiego finally surrenders himself to the weinery whining of Rufus; Blair, Jenny and Vanessa all make surprising romantic decisions.

04.26.2010
05.03.2010
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3-18
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Magnets: How They Work

The Unblairable Lightness Of Being - Dorota and Vanya get hitched, and everybody pretends to care.

04.12.2010
04.19.2010
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3-17
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All You Need Is Kill

Inglorious Bassterds - Assassinations both performative and figurative take place at Nate's birthday party; Jack Bass wins; everybody loses. Especially Little J!

04.05.2010
04.12.2010
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3-16
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The Old Ultraviolence

The Empire Strikes Jack - Agnes, Jack and Elizabeth are all jerks as usual; Dan and Vanessa go back to being horrible; Chuck goes back to not smiling.

03.29.2010
04.05.2010
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3-15
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When Concubine Met Catamite

The Sixteen-Year-Old Virgin - The usual far-reaching interests and hobbies of the Upper East Side constrict themselves to one location: The area directly north of Jenny's hemline.

03.22.2010
03.27.2010
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3-14
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At Least We Burn Trying

The Lady Vanished - Jenny goes nuts, Rufus leaves for DUMBO and Vanessa chooses her future wife, while Serena leads Chuck into a whole new week of danger.

03.15.2010
03.22.2010
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3-13
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Bet They Collect Things, Like Ashtrays & Art

The Hurt Locket - S & N's dumbness combines into ultradumbness, B & C's crazy combines into a whole new person, and Little J's still made of ticky-tacky.

03.08.2010
03.15.2010
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3-12
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You Be Him + I'll Be Her

The Debarted - Chuck deals with Bart's death, Maureen deals with Trip and Serena, and Lily finds herself unable to deal. Meanwhile, Jenny is a drug dealer.

12.07.2009
12.10.2009
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3-11
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I'm Secretly On Your Side

The Treasure Of Serena Madre - Thanksgiving blows up once again in the UES, CeCe sprinkles her particular gin-scented fairy dust, and secrets beget secrets.

11.30.2009
12.07.2009
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3-10
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The Infernal Desire Machines Of Paul Hoffman

The Last Days Of Disco Stick - Serena and Tripp go all predictable, Blair's crazy continues to mosey forward at a leisurely pace, Nate is rad, and the Constance Queen becomes a pirate.

11.16.2009
11.25.2009
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3-9
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We Are Curious

They Shoot Humphreys, Don’t They? - Jenny conquers the UES, Blair and Serena make up, and Olivia makes a bunch of terrible, yet boring, decisions.

11.09.2009
11.13.2009
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3-8
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Truth Even Unto Its Innermost Parts

The Grandfather, Part II - Tripp's Election Night party causes everyone to go insane, Jenny washes her eyes, and Blair finally eats something.

11.02.2009
11.09.2009
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3-7
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Raised On Robbery

How To Succeed In Bassness - Everybody tries to be a grownup, except one Rufus Humphrey; nobody succeeds, including of course one Rufus Humphrey.

10.26.2009
11.02.2009
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3-6
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All The Boys Think She's A Spy

Enough About Eve - V and B alienate pretty much everybody, in an all-out war that nearly costs Lonelyboy his movie star lady-friend, while N and S start a war of their own.

10.19.2009
10.26.2009
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3-5
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Fundamentals Of Botany, 1916

Rufus Getting Married - Everybody brings as much baggage as they can carry to the doomed van der Humphrey nuptials; the fate of Poppy is revealed.

10.12.2009
10.15.2009
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3-4
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Boobs Are Not A Professional Skill

Dan De Fleurette - Serena pretends to get a new job, which works out perfectly when she... Gets a pretend job!

10.05.2009
10.12.2009
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3-3
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The Song Is The Boy

The Lost Boy - Pilot Inspektor and Georgina stay bizarre, Serena becomes the Dan to Carter's Serena, and Chuck and Blair face off over a vintage photograph.

09.28.2009
10.05.2009
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1-4
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The Devil Wears Waldorf

Bad News Blair - Eleanor turns girl against girl by offering daughter Blair a modeling job, then giving it to Serena. Meanwhile, a sexy Hobbit comes between Nate and Chuck, but Babe Ruth saves the day. Dan writes another entry in his Judging Journal, where he records the ways he is constantly being wronged, but does it looking swell.

10.09.2007
10.16.2007
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For "College Of Choice," You Put "Ninja"?

Poison Ivy - Blair follows up her best attack yet with a tearful reconciliation, but don't dream it's over! Also in line for tearful hugs are Nate and Dan, and Jenny and Eric, but at least Chuck's in there doing his best to get everybody back on the path to perdition.

10.02.2007
10.09.2007
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1-2
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Take Your Broke Ass Home!

The Wild Brunch - B and C orchestrate a nuclear meltdown of bellini-spilling at the annual Bass Brunch at the Palace. Also in attendance are S and D, whose relationship falls apart when D realizes S is locked up tight in her world of hellish abundance. Doing just fine? B and N, whose mercenary relationship can withstand anything but the truth, which they're both determined to avoid at all costs.

09.25.2007
09.28.2007
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1-1
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Chivalry Is Dead But You're Still Kinda Cute

Pilot - It is a jungle out there! Serena realizes that coming home isn't as easy as taking the train from Connecticut, Blair realizes that drama is the perfect substitute for love, Nate smokes a lot of pot and gets pimped out by his father, and the Humphreys sew their own clothes, among other irritating behaviors.

09.18.2007
09.25.2007
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Because You're Worth It

Spoilers For The Gossip Girl Series Finale - In gearing up for the show's premiere, let's take a look into Tubey's Waterford ball and see what lies ahead.

09.11.2007
09.12.2007
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