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Latest Episode

6-10
Recap

Something About Survival

New York, I Love You XOXO - After six years and much ballyhoo, everybody ends up exactly where they belong.

12.17.2012 A+

Jacob Clifton

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Title

Air/Pub'l

Grade

Author

6-9
Recap

Beyond The Goblin City

The Revengers - Well, Chuck finally kills somebody.

12.10.2012
12.13.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-8
Recap

You're More Than In My Head

It's Really Complicated - Dan and Serena's inaugural Thanksgiving is, predictably enough, awful. But at least Blair and Chuck are winning, for now.

12.03.2012
12.05.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-7
Recap

Our Time Is Running Out

Save The Last Chance - Serena and Dan attempt to make amends, but it's Nate who might owe somebody the biggest apology.

11.26.2012
12.03.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-6
Recap

Spectrum Und Drang

Where The Vile Things Are - Blair's worst idea ever coincides with Serena's, as one takes fashion in a chilling direction and the other one hooks up with a Humphrey.

11.19.2012
11.26.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-5
Recap

Dressing Up & Dressing Down

Monstrous Ball - Everybody yells at everybody else at Cotillion, for the sixth year in a row; Operation Ivy still makes little to no sense.

11.12.2012
11.19.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-4
Recap

Spread Like A Sailor

Portrait Of A Lady Alexander - The cast is surrounded by horses, horses, horses; Bart teaches Nate how to watusi.

11.05.2012
11.11.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-3
Recap

YOLO Technology

Dirty Rotten Scandals - Sage is a miscreant, Dan is the worst, Rufus is the second-worst, everybody's kind of awful. Oh, and Blair literally loses her mind for a minute.

10.22.2012
10.29.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-2
Recap

Everything Was Beautiful & Nothing Hurt

High Infidelity - Nate and Serena's respective love interests have a surprising connection; Blair's fashion-industry mishaps have only begun.

10.15.2012
10.21.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

6-1
Recap

Hobo Humpin' Upstate Babe

Gone Maybe Gone - Rufus mends his heart as only a Humphrey can, while the rest of the show seeks out Serena to destroy her once and for all.

10.08.2012
10.14.2012
C+

Jacob Clifton

5-24
Recap

Fallout Girl

Return Of The Ring - A bloodbath! Everything goes completely insane and we're left just muddling about in the wreckage. Which is to say, things are excellent.

05.14.2012
05.15.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-23
Recap

The Downside To Relevance

The Fugitives - Schemes go off without a hitch, which can only mean the final reveal will be something truly horrifying. And oh, it is.

05.07.2012
05.08.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-22
Recap

Jackdaws, Or: Humphrey's Complaint

Raiders Of The Lost Art - Everybody schemes on everybody else at that old sex club where we lost Carter Baizen long ago.

04.30.2012
05.07.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-21
Recap

If There Is I Haven't Found It Yet

Despicable B - Blair realizes she's been acting out of character for a couple years, while Serena and Lily just act a mess.

04.23.2012
04.30.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-20
Recap

A Generous Serving

Salon Of The Dead - Dan and Blair's plan to make people miserable is interrupted by misery from all sides, and it's hilarious.

04.16.2012
04.19.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-19
Recap

The Muses Of Montparnasse

It Girl, Interrupted - Rufus leaves Lily after one scheme too many; Serena finally loses it on Lola.

04.09.2012
04.16.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-18
Recap

Elevator Love Song

Con Heir - The Rhodes Women join up against Ivy; Dan and Blair achieve a sort of intimacy.

04.02.2012
04.06.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-17
Recap

Waking The Dragon

The Princess Dowry - Everything about the show suddenly changes into something awesomer.

02.27.2012
03.05.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-16
Recap

The Truth About Charlie

Cross Rhodes - While B tries to make amends, Chuck's on the warpath and Ivy comes clean.

02.20.2012
02.27.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-15
Recap

We Want Prenup

Crazy, Cupid, Love - Blair makes a Hail Mary attempt to get Dan and Serena back together, and they fail to do her bidding.

02.13.2012
02.21.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-14
Recap

Runaway Snide

The Backup Dan - Everybody runs around looking for Blair. Including Blair.

02.06.2012
02.13.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-13
Recap

Sale Of The Century

G.G. - Blair finally gets exactly what's coming to her; Gossip Girl is revealed, kind of.

01.30.2012
02.06.2012
D

Jacob Clifton

5-12
Recap

S x S

Father & The Bride - Blair's bachelorette party and Serena's blog launch lead to a truly radical rearrangement of priorities and alliances.

01.23.2012
01.24.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-9
Recap

The New Year's Eve Of Magical Thinking

The End Of The Affair? - Blair finally loses her last marble.

01.16.2012
01.23.2012
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-10
Recap

So Much for My Happy Ending

Riding In Town Cars With Boys - Serena, Dan and Ivy manage to concoct the perfect murder using only their stupid good intentions and Internet chicanery.

12.05.2011
12.06.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-9
Recap

It's A Fire

Rhodes To Perdition - CeCe returns, and surprise surprise: Everybody turns awesome simultaneously. Most especially, of all people, Ivy.

11.28.2011
11.29.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-8
Recap

Hung Up On Somebody That You Used

All The Pretty Sources - Hurley leaves amid massive journalistic mayhem, GG goes down, and Blair and Louis break up again some more.

11.21.2011
11.28.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-7
Recap

When The Hurley-Burley's Done

The Big Sleep No More - Diana's machinations become ever more mystifying, and Blair loses it more impressively than ever before.

11.14.2011
11.21.2011
D

Jacob Clifton

5-6
Recap

This Is My Idea Of Fun

I Am Number Nine - Dan's slip into madness begins, while Chuck demonstrates surprising amounts of growth and maturity for one so recently vile.

11.07.2011
11.07.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-5
Recap

Exploitation Of Neighbors

The Fasting & The Furious - Serena secures the film rights to Dan's book, Gossip Girl makes her first attack on Diana Payne, and everybody forgets Yom Kippur.

10.24.2011
11.03.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-4
Recap

Always Coming Home

Memoirs Of An Invisible Dan - Dan's book is released, as are the hounds of war.

10.17.2011
10.24.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-3
Recap

Charlie The Unicorn

The Jewel Of Denial - Chuck and Serena both get pets, Ivy and Dan get new identities, and Blair gets a babydaddy.

10.10.2011
10.17.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-2
Recap

Beatrix Slaughter

Beauty & The Feast - Nate becomes a blogger or something, Serena kidnaps Ivy, Dan and Chuck have a big old tickle party.

10.03.2011
10.10.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

5-1
Recap

The World Was A Mess, But His Hair Was Perfect

Yes, Then Zero - Dan messes with Blair's royal dreams; Chuck leads Team Blonde to new personal insights on the West Coast; longest recap ever of all time ever.

09.26.2011
09.28.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-22
Recap

The Roaring Besides Her

The Wrong Goodbye - Georgina! Secret identities! Makeouts! Explosions! Pregnancies! Yachts! Medications!

05.16.2011
05.23.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-21
Recap

French Negation, Or: The Jack/Russell Terreur

Shattered Bass - If you can believe it, there are worse things than being near a broken window. There are few, but they exist.

05.09.2011
05.16.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-20
Recap

Bad Charlotte

The Princesses & The Frog - Gossip Girl gets ahead of herself; Chuck goes out for the Irredeemable Olympics; royals are insulted.

05.02.2011
05.09.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-19
Recap

Blush & Bashful, Or: Game Of Scones

Petty In Pink - B's flight from Lonelyboy leads to the arms of Prince Louis and friction with S; Lily experiences social discomfort; something with Raina happens also.

04.25.2011
05.02.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-18
Recap

Through Every Open Door

The Kids Stay In The Picture - Lily's sentence comes down during a meeting of all the Rhodes Woman; Blair and Chuck once again pass in the night.

04.18.2011
04.25.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-17
Recap

Reader, She Kisses Him

Empire Of The Son - Everything gets tied up nicely, then spins out of control in another direction.

02.28.2011
03.07.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-16
Recap

The Time To Make Up Your Mind About People

While You Weren't Sleeping - Dan and Blair actually watch a movie in the same borough, and the world will never be the same.

02.21.2011
02.28.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-15
Recap

Blue Valentines

It-Girl Happened One Night - Chuck's pattern of betraying Lily escalates, while Blair falls back into her old Serena-destroying tricks.

02.14.2011
02.22.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-14
Recap

Imperial Bedrooms

Panic Roommate - C and B work isomorphic angles while Dan and Eric team up with Damien to teach Serena a lesson.

02.07.2011
02.09.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-13
Recap

Fever Started Long Ago

Damien Darko - Damien makes some surprise moves; Blair and Dan escalate to war; everybody still hates Lily.

01.31.2011
02.07.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-12
Recap

The Temper Trap

The Kids Are Not All Right - Sometimes, verrrry occasionally when the stars are just so, the adults of the UES -- like the proverbial blind squirrel or broken clock -- get it right. Ten points to Moms, five points each from Hufflepuff and Slytherin.

01.24.2011
01.31.2011
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-11
Recap

Pictures From an Institution, Or: The Bulls of Bendy Law

The Townie - Dig deeply enough into any story, and eventually you will find that Lily van der Woodsen is to blame.

12.06.2010
12.13.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-10
Recap

If I Ever Feel Better

Gaslit - This latest attempt on S's life changes everybody's stuff around. Strange betrayals. Even stranger alliances. Thanks are Given.

11.29.2010
12.06.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-9
Recap

Serena to the Infinite Power

The Witches Of Bushwick - Serena's indecision makes everybody finally turn into Serena, so Serena sets Serena up for a fall, and eventually Serena gets kidnapped by Serena.

11.15.2010
11.22.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-8
Recap

Brooklyn Without Limits, Or: Arendt You Glad You Odile?

Juliet Doesn't Live Here Anymore - A wonderful takedown, a Jane Austen/Tchaikovsky double threat, and bad Rufus advice creates a whole new kind of evil. Major evil!

11.08.2010
11.15.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-7
Recap

Heat/Stroke, Or: The Human Velocipede

War At The Roses' - When the clandestine conspiracy Operation Smile performs a dark ritual on Blair's birthday, it's up to Dan and pop star Robyn to set things right again.

11.01.2010
11.05.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-6
Recap

to wound the autumnal city.

Easy J - Jenny comes to town for one day of absolute misery and utter chaos before diving back down below the deeps.

10.25.2010
11.01.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-5
Recap

The Dandy Frightening The Squatter

Goodbye, Columbia - Juliet comes after Serena with Vanessa, GG and STDs; Chuck comes after Blair with only his perfect haircut and a rotunda.

10.11.2010
10.18.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-4
Recap

Gravity Always Wins

Touch Of Eva - Eva's charitable good-boy version of Chuck Bass lasts nearly twelve hours before Blair ruins everything, as usual without even really trying.

10.04.2010
10.11.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-3
Recap

Pieces Of Jennifer's Body

The Undergraduates - Serena and Blair team up for a takedown, but it all seems like misdirection; everybody moves in with everybody else.

09.27.2010
10.04.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-2
Recap

Je Ne Suis La Belette De Personne

Double Identity - Everybody comes back to the UES intact, while dark forces martial themselves once more against Serena van der Woodsen.

09.20.2010
09.27.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

4-1
Recap

The Reeling

Belles De Jour - Lonelyboy's a babydaddy and Chuck is dead; S sleeps her way through the Paris underclass; B learns the French for "Lord Marcus."

09.13.2010
09.20.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-22
Recap

Jenny, King Of The Pirates

Last Tango, Then Paris - Little J does everything she can to destroy New York City.

05.17.2010
05.25.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-21
Recap

L.Y.L.A.W.T.F.

Ex-Husbands & Wives - Team Dan/Nate and Team Chuck/Jenny need B to solve the Mysteries of Dr. Will without S finding out, but all B wants is time with Rugby Boy.

05.10.2010
05.17.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-21
Recap

The Cutlery Chasing Me

It's A Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad World - Rufus makes it easy on everybody when they must choose between the total mess he's constantly making of himself, or a Baldwin brother.

05.03.2010
05.10.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-19
Recap

The Year Of Magical Thinking

Dr. Estrangeloved - Carmen Sandiego finally surrenders himself to the weinery whining of Rufus; Blair, Jenny and Vanessa all make surprising romantic decisions.

04.26.2010
05.03.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-18
Recap

Magnets: How They Work

The Unblairable Lightness Of Being - Dorota and Vanya get hitched, and everybody pretends to care.

04.12.2010
04.19.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-17
Recap

All You Need Is Kill

Inglorious Bassterds - Assassinations both performative and figurative take place at Nate's birthday party; Jack Bass wins; everybody loses. Especially Little J!

04.05.2010
04.12.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-16
Recap

The Old Ultraviolence

The Empire Strikes Jack - Agnes, Jack and Elizabeth are all jerks as usual; Dan and Vanessa go back to being horrible; Chuck goes back to not smiling.

03.29.2010
04.05.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-15
Recap

When Concubine Met Catamite

The Sixteen-Year-Old Virgin - The usual far-reaching interests and hobbies of the Upper East Side constrict themselves to one location: The area directly north of Jenny's hemline.

03.22.2010
03.27.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-14
Recap

At Least We Burn Trying

The Lady Vanished - Jenny goes nuts, Rufus leaves for DUMBO and Vanessa chooses her future wife, while Serena leads Chuck into a whole new week of danger.

03.15.2010
03.22.2010
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-13
Recap

Bet They Collect Things, Like Ashtrays & Art

The Hurt Locket - S & N's dumbness combines into ultradumbness, B & C's crazy combines into a whole new person, and Little J's still made of ticky-tacky.

03.08.2010
03.15.2010
C

Jacob Clifton

3-12
Recap

You Be Him + I'll Be Her

The Debarted - Chuck deals with Bart's death, Maureen deals with Trip and Serena, and Lily finds herself unable to deal. Meanwhile, Jenny is a drug dealer.

12.07.2009
12.10.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-11
Recap

I'm Secretly On Your Side

The Treasure Of Serena Madre - Thanksgiving blows up once again in the UES, CeCe sprinkles her particular gin-scented fairy dust, and secrets beget secrets.

11.30.2009
12.07.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-10
Recap

The Infernal Desire Machines Of Paul Hoffman

The Last Days Of Disco Stick - Serena and Tripp go all predictable, Blair's crazy continues to mosey forward at a leisurely pace, Nate is rad, and the Constance Queen becomes a pirate.

11.16.2009
11.25.2009
C

Jacob Clifton

3-9
Recap

We Are Curious

They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They? - Jenny conquers the UES, Blair and Serena make up, and Olivia makes a bunch of terrible, yet boring, decisions.

11.09.2009
11.13.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-8
Recap

Truth Even Unto Its Innermost Parts

The Grandfather, Part II - Tripp's Election Night party causes everyone to go insane, Jenny washes her eyes, and Blair finally eats something.

11.02.2009
11.09.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-7
Recap

Raised On Robbery

How To Succeed In Bassness - Everybody tries to be a grownup, except one Rufus Humphrey; nobody succeeds, including of course one Rufus Humphrey.

10.26.2009
11.02.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-6
Recap

All The Boys Think She's A Spy

Enough About Eve - V and B alienate pretty much everybody, in an all-out war that nearly costs Lonelyboy his movie star lady-friend, while N and S start a war of their own.

10.19.2009
10.26.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-5
Recap

Fundamentals Of Botany, 1916

Rufus Getting Married - Everybody brings as much baggage as they can carry to the doomed van der Humphrey nuptials; the fate of Poppy is revealed.

10.12.2009
10.15.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-4
Recap

Boobs Are Not A Professional Skill

Dan De Fleurette - Serena pretends to get a new job, which works out perfectly when she... Gets a pretend job!

10.05.2009
10.12.2009
D

Jacob Clifton

3-3
Recap

The Song Is The Boy

The Lost Boy - Pilot Inspektor and Georgina stay bizarre, Serena becomes the Dan to Carter's Serena, and Chuck and Blair face off over a vintage photograph.

09.28.2009
10.05.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-2
Recap

We Have Always Lived in the Palace

The Freshmen - College starts, everybody freaks out on everybody else, and Flaubert weighs in. Meanwhile, Nate gets a rash.

09.21.2009
09.28.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

3-1
Recap

A Rider Like My Father

Reversals Of Fortune - Serena takes control of the world's media in order to avoid becoming a stripper, Blair and Chuck invent new ways to be creepy, Pilot Inspektor approaches.

09.14.2009
09.21.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-25
Recap

What New York Used To Be

The Goodbye Gossip Girl - Class of 2009, welcome to the world. It's not substantially different from high school, especially considering how you're already constantly drinking and screwing, but you're more than welcome to it.

05.18.2009
05.27.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-24
Recap

Your Money Or Your Life

Valley Girls - Lily stresses about problems that don't exist, in two different decades simultaneously, but everything works out like by magic. Meanwhile, Blair owns Prom.

05.11.2009
05.18.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-23
Recap

Perfect From Now On

The Wrath Of Con - Blair fights Jesus, Serena fights Lily, and Poppy just becomes Selina Kyle once and for all.

05.04.2009
05.11.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-22
Recap

Fever Started Long Ago

Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes - Gabriel and Poppy are up to no good, Blair and Chuck don't even though they could, and Georgina Sparks comes back to the hood.

04.27.2009
05.05.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-21
Recap

Your Brain In Spain, Or: Pesach Shellshock

Seder Anything - A bunch of WASPs ruin Passover like you've never seen.

04.20.2009
04.27.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-20
Recap

It's My Party & I'll Roam If I Want To

The Remains Of The J - The Humphreys' poor communication skills detonate yet another fabulous social function, sending Serena Spainward and Vanessa into Chuck's arms.

03.30.2009
04.06.2009
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Jacob Clifton

2-19
Recap

Fated To Pretend

The Grandfather - Blair and Nate get in over their heads and seek comfort in each other, while Lily and Rufus get their worst idea yet.

03.23.2009
03.30.2009
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Jacob Clifton

2-18
Recap

The Candle & The Mirror

The Age Of Dissonance - Just like getting a whole Lit degree, but it only takes 44 minutes. In this economy, can you afford not to?

03.16.2009
03.23.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-17
Recap

Billy Subs In For Jeff & Bil!

Carrnal Knowledge - Dumb schemes, dumber dialogue, deeply uninteresting hijinks: in the embarrassing episode your boyfriend will be bringing up if you ever try to defend this show, Dan dates a teacher, then doesn't, then does. And somehow, people care.

02.02.2009
02.09.2009
F

Jacob Clifton

2-16
Recap

Tantrum Of The Opera

You've Got Yale! - It's suddenly Sadie Hawkins week: Lily debuts Rufus; Chuck's 'tude is on full display; Jack remains evil as hell; B and the Plastics ruin the new English teacher; Vanessa and Nate are still the prettiest ladies in the five boroughs.

01.19.2009
01.27.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-15
Recap

The Son That Went Missing

Gone With The Will - The big baby secret finally gets out, and Lily and Rufus find the answers they've been looking for; Jack continues to take Chuck's life apart piece by piece.

01.12.2009
01.19.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-14
Recap

Where In The Hell Is Chuck Bass? San Diego?

In The Realm Of The Basses - Uncle Jack appears with the broken leftovers of Chuck Bass and everybody deals with it; Jenny attempts to free Nelly Yuki's mind; Rufus and Lily are boring some more.

01.05.2009
01.12.2009
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-3
Recap

Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk

O Brother, Where Bart Thou? - After a game-changing tragedy, Chuck melts down and CeCe Rhodes pays a visit. Everybody else just tries to survive those two crazy kids.

12.08.2008
12.11.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-12
Recap

Clone High

It's A Wonderful Lie - B and C date through human puppets; Lily makes up her mind; Vanessa outshines Jenny for the first time in history; Lonelyboy and Serena approach Volume XXII of the Road To Closure; something horrible happens, and it is named Lexi.

12.01.2008
12.08.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-11
Recap

Thank You For Not Letting Me Be Myself Again

The Magnificent Archibalds - Cyrus has designs on the house of Waldorf, Lily finally gets scared of Bart, Eric makes a much-needed appearance, everybody ends up at a different Thanksgiving from where they started, and Jenny reconciles with Rufus.

11.17.2008
11.24.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-10
Recap

Agnes Troublé!

Bonfire Of The Vanity - B attempts to ruin her mother's new beau, but falls for him instead; Lonelyboy tries to ruin Bart but manages to fix Chuck instead; S's new beau brainwashes her some more; Agnes goes buckwild on Little J's future..

11.10.2008
11.17.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-9
Recap

Kenley Ruins Everything

There Might Be Blood - Jenny and Nate leave DUMBO forever; Dan becomes what he hates most; Blair and Chuck have excellent post-breakup chemistry; Serena continues to find Aaron interesting for some reason.

11.03.2008
11.10.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-8
Recap

UES Artistes

Prêt-à-Poor J - We can say we hope it will be worth what they give up, but it's doubtful. Blair surrenders her dignity, Dan his superiority, Chuck his room-temperature snakiness, Serena her romantic upper hand, and Jenny her everlovin' mind.

10.27.2008
10.30.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-7
Recap

One Week Of Danger

Chuck In Real Life - Everybody gets the option of telling the truth, and half the UES decides to take it; the Bass/van der Woodsens and Archibald/Humphreys start new chapters; Chuck switches up the game impressively.

10.20.2008
10.27.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-6
Recap

Love In The Time Of College Applications

New Haven Can Wait - Freshman identity crises? Early admission: Dan and Nate become each other; Blair and Serena become themselves; Rufus learns he's not Jenny.

10.13.2008
10.20.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-5
Recap

The Serena Also Rises

Paranoid vs. Android vs. Subterranean Alien - Serena keeps burning her bridges, blowing off Blair horrifically; Jenny is becoming a teenage dropout right before your eyes; Dan and Chuck experiment with their total gayness ; and Lily sleeps in the bed she made -- under strict surveillance.

09.29.2008
10.06.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-4
Recap

Cansei de Ser Stupid

The Ex Files - Quite possibly the finest episode of this, or any, television show. Your grandchildren will, in all likelihood, ask you where you were when Serena finally figured out what was holding her back. And then blew it all to hell.

09.22.2008
09.29.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-3
Recap

Hareton Earnshaw Will Have His Revenge!

The Dark Night - It's like the Hamptons never happened as everybody manages to shuffle back around to where the cliffhanger left us last year: D/S are kaput, B/C are weird on a level of weirdness they just invented, and -- as usual -- Archibalds ain't nothing but ho's and tricks. Meanwhile: Vanessa Abrams rules! (Mark your calendar.)

09.15.2008
09.22.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-2
Recap

The Discreet Charming Of The Bourgeoisie

Never Been Marcused - Rufus comes home; Chuck schemes all over the place and is blocked at every turn; Dan and Serena turn up the heat; Blair Waldorf FTW as usual..

09.08.2008
09.15.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

2-1
Recap

I Don't Want To Get Over You

Summer, Kind Of Wonderful - Hamptons! Mädchen Amick! Farcical hijinks! Crazy random British people! Half-naked everybody! TINSLEY MORTIMER!

09.01.2008
09.08.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-18
Recap

Don't You Forget About Me

Much 'I Do' About Nothing - Everybody gets together and then everybody breaks up again.

05.19.2008
05.27.2008
A

Jacob Clifton

1-17
Recap

I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You

Woman On The Verge - Serena gets absolution but no resolution, Dan takes a ride on the Sparks express, and Lily screws things up but good.

05.12.2008
05.19.2008
B+

Jacob Clifton

1-16
Recap

When You Were A Fever

All About My Brother - The van der Woodsens finally spill their giant secrets, and everybody goes crazy about it; in other news, the Humphreys still have poor judgment in most areas.

05.05.2008
05.09.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-15
Recap

Sparks Fly!

Desperately Seeking Serena - The mysterious G makes her appearance, and destroys Serena's new life in about five seconds; meanwhile, Jenny and Nate both make surprising new friends, and we get our first sweet taste of Nelly Yuki.

04.28.2008
05.05.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-14
Recap

OMFG!

The Blair Bitch Project - The UES plays host to the return of not only a semi-triumphant Blair, but a mysterious new villain.

04.21.2008
04.28.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-13
Recap

Dancing Barefoot

The Thin Line Between Chuck & Nate - Blair worries about bumps, takes her lumps, gets down in the dumps, then pulls herself up by her strappy pumps. In other news...oh, who cares? Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!

01.08.2008
01.15.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-12
Recap

That's Just What You Are

School Lies - Vanessa tapes Blair and Chuck's discussion of their tryst, Dan is better than all of us in every single way, and Serena puts up with it. Oh, and Lily totally stands Rufus up wicked bad.

01.01.2008
01.08.2008
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-11
Recap

Vanity Blair

Roman Holiday - Merry Xmas! Unless you wanted a stable family unit, and then I guess you should just deal with it.

12.18.2007
12.26.2007
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-10
Recap

How Could You Use Our Poor Nate So?

Hi, Society! - Chuck ruins his chances with Blair trying to keep their secret; Lily's mother tries to purchase Serena from Dan; Jenny is a jerk, but it's to her stupid mom, so it's fine.

12.04.2007
12.11.2007
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-9
Recap

Felt Up & Fingerprinted

Blair Waldorf Must Pie! - Eleanor does a number on her daughter, the Captain loses his mind altogether, and Dan once again ruins everybody's day by trying too hard.

11.27.2007
12.04.2007
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-8
Recap

In Which Alliances Are Declared, And Dalliances Aired

Seventeen Candles - Lots of things appear to change, but not really. Chuck talks Nate and Blair into breaking up so that he can date Blair, but does this in such a way where he's the good guy. Serena and Vanessa pretend to be friends for Dan's benefit, and Rufus knocks boots with his estranged, awful wife.

11.13.2007
11.20.2007
A

Jacob Clifton

1-7
Recap

A Truth Universally Acknowledged

Victor, Victrola - One thousand bottles of champagne, one thousand bubbles, and at least ten cherries, all popped: from Jenny's knowledge about Alison's affair, to Nate's familial naiveté and Vanessa's B&E rap, to Blair's storied virtue, all come to a sexy, scandalous head. But this last, to whom? I'll never tell. XOXO.

11.06.2007
11.13.2007
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-6
Recap

V For Vendetta

The Handmaiden's Tale - In a post-apocalyptic future world, procreation is strictly regulated by the government. Only one woman is strong enough, unique enough, and pretentious enough to stomp around breaking into homes and acting like a giant jerk anyway. Meet Vanessa Abrams. And tremble.

10.23.2007
10.30.2007
A

Jacob Clifton

1-5
Recap

Theories Of The Leisure Class

Dare Devil - Truth Or Dare, a missing kid, and a date gone horribly right: the Von Trapp alignments of the van der Woodsen and Humphrey clans continues apace, and Eric finally comes home.

10.16.2007
10.23.2007
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-4
Recap

The Devil Wears Waldorf

Bad News Blair - Eleanor turns girl against girl by offering daughter Blair a modeling job, then giving it to Serena. Meanwhile, a sexy Hobbit comes between Nate and Chuck, but Babe Ruth saves the day. Dan writes another entry in his Judging Journal, where he records the ways he is constantly being wronged, but does it looking swell.

10.09.2007
10.16.2007
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-3
Recap

For "College Of Choice," You Put "Ninja"?

Poison Ivy - Blair follows up her best attack yet with a tearful reconciliation, but don't dream it's over! Also in line for tearful hugs are Nate and Dan, and Jenny and Eric, but at least Chuck's in there doing his best to get everybody back on the path to perdition.

10.02.2007
10.09.2007
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-2
Recap

Take Your Broke Ass Home!

The Wild Brunch - B and C orchestrate a nuclear meltdown of bellini-spilling at the annual Bass Brunch at the Palace. Also in attendance are S and D, whose relationship falls apart when D realizes S is locked up tight in her world of hellish abundance. Doing just fine? B and N, whose mercenary relationship can withstand anything but the truth, which they're both determined to avoid at all costs.

09.25.2007
09.28.2007
A+

Jacob Clifton

1-1
Recap

Chivalry Is Dead But You're Still Kinda Cute

Pilot - It is a jungle out there! Serena realizes that coming home isn't as easy as taking the train from Connecticut, Blair realizes that drama is the perfect substitute for love, Nate smokes a lot of pot and gets pimped out by his father, and the Humphreys sew their own clothes, among other irritating behaviors.

09.18.2007
09.25.2007
A

Jacob Clifton

1-1
Extra

Because You're Worth It

Spoilers For The Gossip Girl Series Finale - In gearing up for the show's premiere, let's take a look into Tubey's Waterford ball and see what lies ahead.

09.11.2007
09.12.2007
N/A

Jacob Clifton

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