When You Were A Fever

All About My Brother - The van der Woodsens finally spill their giant secrets, and everybody goes crazy about it; in other news, the Humphreys still have poor judgment in most areas.

Sparks Fly!

Desperately Seeking Serena - The mysterious G makes her appearance, and destroys Serena's new life in about five seconds; meanwhile, Jenny and Nate both make surprising new friends, and we get our first sweet taste of Nelly Yuki.

OMFG!

The Blair Bitch Project - The UES plays host to the return of not only a semi-triumphant Blair, but a mysterious new villain.

Dancing Barefoot

The Thin Line Between Chuck & Nate - Blair worries about bumps, takes her lumps, gets down in the dumps, then pulls herself up by her strappy pumps. In other news...oh, who cares? Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!

That's Just What You Are

School Lies - Vanessa tapes Blair and Chuck's discussion of their tryst, Dan is better than all of us in every single way, and Serena puts up with it. Oh, and Lily totally stands Rufus up wicked bad.

Vanity Blair

Roman Holiday - Merry Xmas! Unless you wanted a stable family unit, and then I guess you should just deal with it.

How Could You Use Our Poor Nate So?

Hi, Society! - Chuck ruins his chances with Blair trying to keep their secret; Lily's mother tries to purchase Serena from Dan; Jenny is a jerk, but it's to her stupid mom, so it's fine.

Felt Up & Fingerprinted

Blair Waldorf Must Pie! - Eleanor does a number on her daughter, the Captain loses his mind altogether, and Dan once again ruins everybody's day by trying too hard.

In Which Alliances Are Declared, And Dalliances Aired

Seventeen Candles - Lots of things appear to change, but not really. Chuck talks Nate and Blair into breaking up so that he can date Blair, but does this in such a way where he's the good guy. Serena and Vanessa pretend to be friends for Dan's benefit, and Rufus knocks boots with his estranged, awful wife.

A Truth Universally Acknowledged

Victor, Victrola - One thousand bottles of champagne, one thousand bubbles, and at least ten cherries, all popped: from Jenny's knowledge about Alison's affair, to Nate's familial naiveté and Vanessa's B&E rap, to Blair's storied virtue, all come to a sexy, scandalous head. But this last, to whom? I'll never tell. XOXO.

All I Want Is Everything: SPOILER Discussion

Gossip Girl In The Media

OMG, What Is She Wearing?!: The Fashion Thread

1-1: "Pilot" 2007.09.19

1-16: "All About My Brother" 2008.05.05

1-13: "A Thin Line Between Chuck & Nate" 2007.01.09

1-10: "Hi, Society!" 2007.12.05

Old Gossip Girl Thread

1-14: "The Blair Bitch Project" 2008.04.21

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