But the truth is, we never truly know who we're living with... Or the company they keep..." So true. Also, there is no "Besties" on Facebook. I know, because for years my one dream in life has been to have my relationship status read "99 Problems."
And off that last point, where's Juliet going? Oh, no a little visit. A little visit where? Oh, to prison. To see whom? We do not know. But he's super cute, and he's wearing bright orange. "The guys were easy, but the girls are presenting a little bit more of a challenge. Apparently sisterhood is alive and well on the Upper East Side." But, they agree, that can't last too long. "Just keep your focus on not getting raped or killed," Juliet "jokes," and he's barely abashed. "It's a minimum security prison!"
On the other hand, this mystery boy is hot. "Even white collar criminals get lonely," Juliet warns him, and promises they'll get "it" done. "Trouble's moving in, and it's looking to make the Upper East Side its bitch!" GG rape-jokes, and XOXO.
But who is this admittedly sexy man? And what is his presumably sexy deal? That whole part was so weird that I'm thinking she's a sister of the man and not a girlfriend -- miss you/love you being common sentiments -- because she's not operating like a girlfriend would operate. Maybe a cousin, given how much trouble various cousins gave us last year. But I'm guessing sister.
So who in jail would have a connected sister like this? I am loathe to figure it out, because once we figure it out Katie Cassidy's gone, and she's sort of the air that I breathe. So let's just hope this whole season is just Juliet doing some weird shit at the end of every episode, and at the end she'll finally finish her corkboard and it'll all be some case of whatever that means Katie Cassidy comes back next year. And the year after that.
Next week: Blair falls for Ivva whilst Dan and eventually Chuck find out she's actually a witch, and foreign-educated (Beauxbatons, '95) at that, so there goes her Teabagger nom.
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