Wm. & Diana: (Have strange secrets that they share and that would have pissed Nate off and still have the ability to piss Nate off, but remain a strange mystery. Please, please, please let Hurley be Chuck's real mom. There have been so many of his mom. Hurley's the only one stagey and bizarre enough to be the truth. Or else she could be Bart Bass with a surgery. Or she could be the only person that has slept with both Bart and Jack. Or she could be Jack with a surgery, but that would be sad, because he finally became hot after years of Dexter, and we'd never see him again. Or she could be the person that caused Bart and Real Mom to split up, letting Jack swoop in and have been Chuck's real dad this whole time. Just something, something to hang a star on. Something like fake cancer and crazy therapists, or horse- and yacht-rustling with Carter Baizen in Santorini, or even Jesus Camp Georgina loses the Bible fund. Something.)
MONTAGE, VERY AWESOME FAIRLY RECENT SONG
This song makes me sad because it tells a very true story about how sometimes you have to be strong and let the other person go and just be the bad guy. Just Henderson the Harry out of somebody's ass, sometimes. And sometimes you have to make that decision against everything your heart and your body is telling you, and maybe you have to explain over and over to people why you made the right choice and broke things in the correct way for everybody concerned, and probably still come off looking real sketchy. And when you make that call, sometimes it can feel like you have broken an apparatus inside yourself that won't be fixed. Ever, possibly.
And I guess by this song I mean, from a weird angle, Chuck's story this season has been helping me deal with that. I wouldn't have talked about that at the time it was being very real, but that was last week, so now I can say that: Sometimes boys and Blairs don't recognize an exit interview for what it is -- which is just good sense -- and then maybe a year later you run into them and have to have the whole conversation all over again, but be even more the bad guy, like let them yell at you and flail hands all around, kiss you goodbye and say you broke their heart and then walk out on you, just so they feel like they're the rejecting one and not only the rejected one, because you don't want the person to feel like that.