Blair storms off and Serena chokes and heads upstairs, and Gossip Girl gloats as Blair spits in Dan's direction: "Spotted: Lonelyboy's rude awakening. Upper East Side queens aren't born at the top, they climb their way up in heels. No matter who they have to tread on to do it." Which I'm glad she said, because it's not like Serena's innocent in this either, because if she was, that would be stupid. I would estimate that she spent about 40 percent of the morning, and 60 percent of that fight, playing dumb. And that's on her, but it took Blair's nineteenth nervous breakdown to get her to realize it. So she heads upstairs to get mad at Eleanor about it. All the assistants and people throw themselves into her path, but in those shoes they do not stand a chance. She quits, and Eleanor's like, "Because of Blair. I know that she will support my decision, once I explain it to her. You know you love the spotlight, you always have! It's part of your charm. There is nothing wrong with that..." But Serena's gone, somehow leaving Humphrey in her wake: "Who are you? What are you doing here?" He stares at her, delicious and vacant and somehow put out: "I have no idea, actually. I..." Good! Take your broke ass home!
Episode Report CardJacob Clifton: A+ | 1915 USERS: B-
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