She hands the phone to Rufus so that Dan can apologize and stutter-babble while she takes the demon baby out of the stroller and once again holds it high in the air, and Dan rushing as fast as he can across the bridge, and Rufus staring, and Eleanor loving it, and Lily wanting the baby in her arms right away, and all of the fashion people just totally scandalized because they've never seen a baby before. Lily throws everybody out of the house and Eleanor spits quietly, "What's going on why does Georgina Sparks have a baby?" and takes all the fashion lunchers to her house, where this shit should have happened in the first place.
Georgina stares crazily at Dan as he hustles Rufus back into a PRADA bedroom to discuss the fatherhooding, and people keep being like, "How could this happen?" Have you met Georgina Sparks? "This must be a ridiculous Georgina Sparks scheme!" Which, joking about the show during the show is a button you can push and it feels really good but it's like the rat pressing the button to get more coke: At some point, you're going to have a dead rat and then no amount of Georgina Sparks jokes are going to be fun. You know what's shitty to contemplate? "Georgina Sparks" being the new "waffles."
Nate chases Juliet around trying to apologize for the drama and tells her his life is drama-free and is well on the way to falling in love with her or something when we learn that his suite at the Empire is having some kind of whore meltdown emergency and the girls are, as they say, going wild.
Serena chases Blair out into the France and Blair yells at her about dividing up the entire city of Paris: "You can have the Left Bank, okay, but I want the Right. Every cleavage-baring blouson and cute bartender is yours. But I want a dress from Dior, and I want a date with a royal, and I want to go to school, and take classes, and have friends, without living in your shadow for the next three years!"
Serena finally figures out that Blair must have found out about Columbia, due to her yelling specifically about Columbia, but instead of tapping herself in the head and being like, "Every time you withhold information about somebody's main issue, you end up getting shoved around later, so next time you should sack up and tell the information," that is not how her thought process goes, so instead she's just like, "What a situation in which we two have once again found ourselves. Alas, it was unavoidable as far as I can see. Hug?"