...EVERYBODY IS NOW FUCKING WASTED BTW
Nate: "Feels fine to me. Was that a problem?"
Dan: "Well, I just get this crick in my neck and then..."
Nate: "Let's run through it again."
Dorota: "Good Lord I never even hear of that one. I think that not a thing."
Blair: "Look, just teach me how to fuck. Turns out sex with Chuck is not like regular sex with regular people."
Dan: "Okay, but what I don't get is how you go from there ... to there. That's where I mess up. Aren't you afraid you'll lose your balance?"
Nate: "You gotta have a toehold. That's why you never wear socks."
Dan: "What about that soccer outfit?"
Nate: "Yeah but notice that I always leave the cleats on too. That's because..."
Dan: "-- Toehold. Gotcha."
Blair: "Oh, so it's like it's practically upside down by that point."
Dorota: "Yes. Is called Grind the Corn."
Dorota: "Pinkie only. No more than that, first time. Boy get weird."
Nate: "Pinkie only, or else she'll think it's an accepted part of the routine."
Blair: "See, with Chuck and Louis, even Nate -- and God knows Carter wouldn't have said anything -- I really thought I was holding back on that one."
Dorota: "No. Must be bold. Set precedent."
Nate: "No, see that just hurts. It's like probably a half-an-inch more to the..."
Dan: "Oh, I get it, okay. So... Like that?"
Nate: "Perfect! There you go, buddy! You are battin' a thousand today."
Conclusion: If you're not old enough to talk about it, you're not old enough to be doing it. It was true when my parents said it, it was true when my grandparents said it, and it will be true forever.
Dan: "I really appreciate this, Nate."
Nate: "I ... really appreciate it too, Dan."
Dan: "We are so Don Draper right now."
Dan, taking his leave: "Yeah. That was totally Don Draper, man. Yeah."
Dick Cavett's pretending he's dating Ivy for a funny picture for the 'society pages' when Lily finally comes up all Shark Week.
Lily: "Red wine. At a cocktail party. How very."
Ivy: "You're talking to me! Wonderful. Tell me what I've done wrong."
Lily: "Cocktail parties are about circulating. Red wine is about sitting very still. Why not just have a trampoline party with martini glasses, you piece of couture-staining trash?"
Ivy: "I trust my guests to operate wine glasses properly. That's why you're here, because I want you to know that I trust you."
Lily: "Well. I wouldn't miss a chance to honor my mother. Especially in front of photographers while this will is on the line."
Ivy: "I'd prefer to think of this is as the first day in our new beginning."
Lily: "I'd prefer to think of it more as the last day of the rest of your life."