Dorota: "Why you look enchanting? I sense a scheme."
Blair: "I don't want to be Highbrow Brilliant, and I can't compete anyway. What I am is Highbrow Despicable. Gwyneth, Posh, Mayor Bloomberg. These are my people. Memorize these talking points..."
Dorota: "This for after you sabotage Lonelyboy big night?"
Blair: "Yep. Through money."
Rufus: "Dan won't let me be his date, so I guess I'm coming to Fake Dinner."
Lily: "Fake Dinner is cancelled. Suck it."
Rufus: "Then I guess I'll just keep playing my guitar here in Brooklyn forever."
Lily: "Yeah, or until the heat goes out. Later!"
Ivy: "This better be good."
Lily: "Pay no attention to the creepy hungry grin on my face, and have a seat."
Young Lion: "Pour some more delicious literature in my glass, thanks."
Waiter: "This is a thrilling account of life under a totalitarian regime told through the graphic novel format, with hints of pomegranate and a leathery finish."
Young Lion: "This caramelized magical realism is delicious! It's nearly making the elbow pads on my sport jacket peel up."
Young Lion: "Have you tried the prosciutto-wrapped hoax memoir? Divine!"
Blair: "Dan, you may remove my unbelievably awesome coat, revealing the dress made of sparkling black diamonds beneath."
Dan: "You look enchanting. Clearly a scheme is afoot. After all, I told you to dress casual."
Blair: "Honey, this is casual."
Nice! But since Gossip Girl hasn't uploaded Dorota's blast about Blair overshadowing Dan yet, Blair's forced to attempt communication with humans. Never goes well. She plops herself into a conversation Dan's having with a famous person, and makes a full ass of herself immediately. Oh, girl. Still rooting for you.
HOUSE OF PAYNE
Nate bribes Victor, formerly of the Empire Hotel and thus a friend/of use, to get into Diana's suite. He tosses the place! But in a Nate way where, first, he folds his jacket like a good boy and lays it carefully over the back of a chair. Somehow they have created the greatest character out of literally nothing. I will say this for S4 and S5: Nathaniel Archibald has become one of the awesomest people on television.