Lily: "Lola, calm down. What's a little jail time for a bitch like your mother?"
Carol: "She's got me there. Just remember that I fucked your husband because he hated you as much as I did."
Lola: "This just keeps getting classier."
Wm vdW: "Lola, I'm sorry this got so weird..."
Serena: "And you can just shut the fuck up, Daddy. Stop treating her nicely."
Everybody scatters, leaving just Lola at the center of much scandal to be offended by. For somebody who writes off these people at least twice an episode she sure does find herself right in the middle of their bullshit at least that often, huh? I know it's plot mechanics, but I also can't seem to stop identifying her with Vanessa Abrams, and it makes me want somebody to hit her all the time.
Dan: "Your ridiculous behavior, is it significant?"
Blair: "Only insofar as I believe in magazines. But there's also a valid point to be made here in which I used Chuck's Empire and Louis's Princeness to make myself feel special, and now with you I realize that I was just playing second fiddle and thinking I was first chair. I don't want to be a second banana, or a third wheel, any longer."
Dan: "None of this stuff matters to me. It's attractive, everybody likes attention, but I do not care about any of this. I'm happy to let you drive. I know what dating Blair Waldorf means, and no matter how dumb things get, it's what I signed on for. Are you so used to being controlled that you can't see how transparent I am when I try to do it? I don't have an agenda. I'm a Humphrey, my agenda is to be better than everybody else. Not in the pages of magazines or on blogs, just right here. In my heart."
Blair: "I don't feel like an equal, regardless of what you're saying. And it's certainly not how I'm being perceived."
Dan: "Well, give up caring how you're perceived, then. When I look at you, I just see awesome."
Nate: "That was good sex, for a three-year-old. I'm just going to go check on my Chuck, and steal this notebook I was about to steal when you came in here and made me fuck you."
Diana: "Wait! Blast."