Gossip Girl

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The Year Of Magical Thinking

Montage! With more awesome White Rabbits music playing! S sits Nate down and -- effectively choking on the words and making me very sad -- explains the entire unending story about Lily's one billion lies and her mysterious Illness, and Nate feels sorry for her. Blair takes everything out of the box of memories, but it's just the first dress that matters; Rufus and Lily batten down the hatches now that Will's back; Vanessa deletes Dan's apologetic voicemail without even listening to it; Will acts totally fucking sketchy on the phone, walking down the road: "It's Will. It's not working exactly as I'd hoped. I need you to write Lily another prescription. Well, you can't back out now! I need you to make this work. And I doubt the authorities would be pleased to know what you've been doing."

Tonight: Rufus/Eric hating on Will, Lily/Serena hating on Rufus, and the immortal tagline, WHO'S! YOUR! DADDY! Good Lord, they don't quit with this. I can't figure out what Will's up to, but given the way the dominos are falling, I bet we find out soon. Is he poisoning her? Doing something else weird? I bet not, I bet that was actually a legitimate thing that only sounded sketchy, but either way his voice makes it seem filthy. Here's to Vanessa dumping Dan, for the moment, and Jenny dumping her obsession with Nate and Serena, for the moment, and most of all, here's to finally wrapping up the Lily thing. XOXO.

While this was better, we really do wonder if this show should have quit while it was ahead.

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