EMPIRE

Chuck: "Raina, Thorpe knows about this affidavit, long story, and thus is working with somebody to once again blow the deal, like he does every week."
Raina: "I am no fuckabout, nor am I a truth-shader: I am one hundred percent honest about things, and one of those things is that my dad is also that way."
Chuck: "Maybe that's true, all evidence you keep missing to the contrary, but if he does this thing he will have crossed the line into Me Territory, and thus you're the only one that can save his soul. Due to you always being honest and truthful and never lying and blah blah blah."
Raina: "Right. Because see, there are trustworthy people, and then on the other hand you have..."
Chuck: "-- Jesus, really?"
(Maybe dodged a bullet with this one.)

PRADA MARFA

Lily swishes her Elie Saab around and out comes Vanessa Abrams like the Sugar Plum Fairy's worst night ever, and Serena starts taking off her earrings and Lily's all, "Honey, just listen to her for one second." Serena wants to listen to her moans of pain and then to listen to the sound of her being flushed down a toilet, but instead Vanessa is like, "As usual, I am here to do and say horrible day-wreckers. It was Ben that got the Captain shanked in jail." Serena's like, "Yeah and?"

And he's... Um, scary? Despite always looking like a wet-eyed doe in a wind tunnel? Mean to Damien Dalgaard, the dude who managed to brainwash both of your younger siblings into drug trafficking using only his sex-withholding bi-curious vibe?

(And then Abrams's parting shot, which is something to the effect of, People in that family are really manipulative, like how after about twenty episodes of Juliet getting constantly exposed for doing horrible shit that directly targeted you, we all kept forgiving her and being friends with her, and then she came after me, so I immediately forgave her, so hard that I helped her murder you. Vanessa, Debate Club is something that you missed out on as a homeschooler, I get it, but good Lord.)

S is just like, "Lily, what is this bullshit you're bringing me? She's not even telling me anything. Nate beats up the Captain literally every time he shows up onscreen. As usual, Vanessa Abrams, you can eat a bag of asses."