Georgina: "Where is my stunted-growth baby Milo?"
Husband: "Who really cares?"
Georgina: "True enough. Now help me with my wicked scheme to run around all over the place in this church and act a mess."
Husband: "Yes, dear."
Chuck: "Nathaniel, stop worrying about me fucking up this wedding."
Nate: "You're right. I forgot that you are the most trustworthy person on this show."
(Three seconds pass.)
Eleanor: "Chuck, I need you to fuck up this wedding."
Chuck: "Sounds good."
RUFUS & LILY
Lily: "This tiny wedding reminds me of our tiny wedding."
Rufus: "And how we have a child that we don't ever talk about?"
Lily: "I am too drunk to think about that."
(Georgina puts on a porcelain half-mask and runs around the place in a cape and garters, playing scary music on the organ and lighting small fires.)
Rufus: "Wait, was that Georgina?"
Lily: "I am also too drunk to think about that."
Husband: "Georgina, I feel like you're doing something super crazy."
Georgina: "Just because I'm in my underwear attempting to seduce the Prince of Monaco at his own wedding for absolutely no reason?"
Louis: "Dan, I think it's so great that you are in love with Serena."
Dan: "Have we even met?"
Louis: "Yes. We are best friends."
Dan: "I don't think that word means what you think it means."
Louis: "In my language 'friend' means somebody you constantly find your fiancĂ©e running around with in questionable circumstances that cause you to go reliably butt-crazy insane every week."
Dan: "Oh, then yes."
Louis: "Now if you'll excuse me, they're saying my sister is upstairs in her underwear."
Georgina: "Louis, let's do this."
Louis: "I really have no idea what is going on, most of the time."
Lily: "Me neither! Georgina, get the hell on up out of this piece."
Georgina: "How about you spend the rest of this episode chasing me around and show up at the end of every scene talking about how you are there to stop me from doing whatever I'm doing?"
Lily: "Put on your clothes and start running. I'll just stand here until you get away."