BRIDE'S

Eleanor: "Sweetie, I've brought your abusive boyfriend here to sabotage your wedding."
Blair: "I totally get where you're coming from on that one. Chuck, how can I help you?"
Chuck: "You know how we always have the same conversation every time about how we're in love with each other or something, but can't ever be together for some ridiculous reason or another?"
Blair: "But not always where Georgina can film it and upload it to Gossip Girl."
(They are totally in gross love some more.)
Serena: "Chuck, what are you doing here?"
Chuck: "Just having that one same conversation, what's it to you?"
Georgina: "Nobody can tell that I am recording this conversation even though I'm standing right here taping it! Even for this show where people constantly listen to each other's conversations from feet away, I am pushing it."
Lily: "Georgina! I have almost caught you! Better keep running from room to room!"
Georgina: "Chuck, here is that video of you and Blair together. Do what comes naturally."
Chuck: "There is not a person on Earth who could possibly guess my motives at this point."

Serena: "Blair, I feel like we need to talk about how this wedding that is about to happen in five minutes is a bad idea. I was going to talk to you about this earlier, but it would have interfered with thinking solely about myself and my own made-up problems."
Blair: "I have powers over life and death, Serena."
Serena: "Of all the ways in which you are crazy, that belief is not even in the Top Three."

DOWNSTAIRS

Serena: "Chuck, wait! I have to say something very vague about how Blair thinks she's protecting you from being assassinated by Jesus."

Harold: "Cyrus, Blair is in trouble!"
Cyrus: "My little turtledove! I shall fly to her rescue like the birds that are my only interest!"
Blair: "It isn't an emergency so much as I want you to also walk me down the aisle. You're kind of like my father. Also kind of like my pet Travelocity gnome."

It is sweet.