Blair: "Swear nothing's going on between you and Amira?"
Chuck: "You mean ... sexually? No way. I'm using her as a weapon against Bart Bass for taking my company back from me after he..."
Blair: "NOBODY CARES."
Blair & Chuck: "[Literally uncountable double entendres about fucking, each more horrible than the last.]"
Blair: "So it's decided. We won't date anybody else until you feel like getting married. I love being in charge of my destiny! Or I would, if I knew what that felt like."
Chuck: "Suits me just fine. Almost like a fatwa, wouldn't you say?"
Blair: "Now that Amira's on the show, not so much. But cheers for remembering a goddamn thing that has ever happened on this show."
Chuck: "Great, so we're still in love, but not together and not dating anybody else and not talking about it to anybody else. That sounds riveting."
Blair: "Fourth season holla!"
Lily: "Look, I really don't want to be here or look at what you've done to your pretty face, but Momma gots a problem."
Rufus: "I'll pour you a glass right away..."
Lily: "Where is Serena. My daughter."
Rufus: "Our daughter."
Lily: "Absolutely in no way. I think you've had like three scenes together in the entire show."
Rufus: "Wait, don't tell me. Has she been missing for months and months and you just now noticed? Classic Rhodes Woman Bullshit."
Lily: "Mentiroso! As I can see from this diaphanous glittery remnant we'll go ahead and call a sweater, she's here..."
Ivy: "First of all, like Rufus would hide that girl in his apartment. Second of all, like Serena would think of him or come to Brooklyn for any reason at all. Third of all, that is my glittery remnant. I live here with Rufus, for no reason whatsoever."
Rufus: "That's not true. I'm just desperately lonely, as usual. I tried dressing up Dan's Cabbage Patch Doll as a hipster, but even that didn't do the trick. I couldn't get the hair awful enough."