Of all the characters on this show you might have presumed would at some point be acting out a gay porn, I gotta say: Twist. Cheers.
(I'm gonna presume the part clearly missing here -- where he calls her Vanessa and she's cool with that -- will be on the DVD? Because absolutely that has to happen.)
Sabrina: "Oh, hell. Why are you even still here?"
Blair: "I'm not leaving without you!"
Sabrina: (Stares that bored ice-cold Rhodes Woman stare.)
Blair: "...Or at least not without apologizing?"
Sabrina: "For what? I don't have all day, and you're pretty much a scourge on my life."
Blair: "I have many regrets. But however complicated our friendship got, I shouldn't have let it go. I shouldn't have let you go. BFF is a real saying, you know."
Sabrina: "Don't condescend to me intellectually, today of all days."
Blair: "It means, Best Friends Forever. It is an acronym. I'm spelling that out for our viewers at home. Just in case they also have amnesia or a drug problem. Forever means without stopping. We have to admit, just like we do at the end of every run of episodes each season, that we are stuck with each other."
Sabrina: "But I don't want to be stuck. With you, or any other kind of way. Now, I'm grateful for your kindness -- and I know you were under duress to make up for lost time -- but I really do want, and deserve a fresh start. With Steven Spence. Built on a heap of lies."
Blair, flipping it: "Fine. If that's how you want it, stay here. You can have Poughkeepsie. Hell, you can even have Schenectady. But I get Manhattan. Standard Jenny Protocol is now in effect."
Gossip Girl: "Poor B! Looks like she just got dumped by the love of her life. And in case you are some kind of windowlicking peckerhead that has never seen this or any television show before, I am not talking about Chuck or Dan. I am talking about Blair Waldorf and Serena van der Woodsen, whose relationship forms the central romance of the show, and has done so the entire time. Blair Waldorf is the one on the left, Serena is the one on the right. The blonde, see her? That's Serena. That's the one I was just referring to before. Do you get it yet? Shall I make a diagram? You know what actually, just email me if you don't get it. I'm starting to feel a little patronizing."