"Boston" looks exactly like the place where Blair and Marcus kept having breakfast in the Hamptons, but who knows? Mr. Inspektor comes up to that same table and greets Lily and Rufus all awkward, and then he says he has "something" to tell them, which is obviously going to be bad. I wish it was "MAN UP AND RESPECT THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU, RUFUS," but it's probably a twist of some kind.
E: y are you on the floor hiding in your bedroom??
S: being a grandfather is hell on your lower back
E: youre not even... never mind ilu
S: xoxo. i am really pissede at them but also how sad! Poor lily and poor rufus!
E: this has cece rhodes fucking all over it
S: omg you're so right. Reeks of gin and chanel no. 5
E: this is so weird
S: for Little J and Dan too.
E: so are you going to date him still?
S: my grandson-boyfriend? is that ok?
E: i think so
S: it makes me feel like we are hillbillies
E: well but then my sexual orientation is an abomination so
S: ok i'll ask around
E: but you have to be nice to Dan ok?
S: like how at the beginning of this episode i said be nice to annoying jenny
And then the actual light of Jesus shines on Eric's shoulders and hair, like he's Roma Fucking Downey with an Irish accent who's about to explain that actually your gangrene is a special present from God. And then Dan walks into the gallery café, where an actual gift to us from God is waiting: Nathaniel Archibald.
D: hey nate sorry i made u homeless 4 no reason
N: its ok because im nice
D: whatever dude wheres V?
N: getting dressed for our anniversary. she said she was cooking up a special little surprise to celebrate, if u know what i mean
D: oh yeah?
N: yeah and I think it's CANDY!!!!
D: ok just tell V thank you for telling Gossip Girl about my incest problem bcase it really took the edge off and i once again didnt have to do anything but silently judge
N: ok. and sorry about all that
D: like you even know what its like
N: um, i sort of do? homeless? kidnapping and extortion? prostitution? i had to punch my dad in the face 6oo times? That takes a toll.
D: i guess. j/k
N: whatever because that was just an awkaard segue to tell yu how much i love you
D: ...oh yeah?
N: yeah i really miss you
D: u r just so unnervingly wonderful and sweet, i forgot how u r just awesome + guileless
N: yeah lol its how i manage to survive
D: i miss you 2
N: ok! ok good!
D: but i have to go
N: i will totally hug u if you want, dude bcause check it out! these guns? = good hugs
D: Love it! Oh but wait bro i cannot. not in brooklyn, and not in front of people
N: someday soon?
D: Oh yeah, bro. Sweet!