Georgina: "Dan, let's go talk about screwing Nate over and jumping to Vanity Fair."
Dan: "Anything to get out of thi... I mean, nice talking to you, whatever your name is."
Blair, verbatim: "Nelly Yuki, don't you look ethereal in this garden of earthly delights!"
Nelly Yuki: "Um, what?"
Blair: "Nelly Yuki, I am clearly drunk!"
Nelly Yuki: "It's so weird being around so many people who seem to have so little idea of what words mean. After all that time I spent graduating early from Yale, I mean."

BASS APT

Chuck: "Amira!"
Bart: "First of all, that's cute that you use your mom's birthday as your combo, just like I did at PRADA. Second of all, how funny that you didn't even ask for context before running off to save Blair, despite each episode's continued protestations that you two are past that particular codependence I came back from the dead multiple times to bitch at you about..."
Chuck: "Dude, I totally forgot that season where your ghost bitched at me all the time."
Bart: "Anyway, I paid Amira off with that money you stole from her that I already paid her off with, and now I am just sitting here staring into space in your house for no reason."

GALA

Serena: "Blair, oh my God. Please don't be at my Gala. You ruin everything. Every episode there is a big party, and every episode you manage to ruin it."
Blair: "That's what I do, baby. I am a ruiner. I ruin lives. On the other hand, you neglected to inform me, once again, that you'd moved back into town..."
Serena: "Yeah, because it's none of your business. Look, I'm really not playing around. Leave, or security will escort you out."
Minions: "We killed one of Poppy Lifton's models! We left her for dead in a duck pond! Here is her dress for proof! Also a bloody scalp!"
Poppy: "Give me that identical dress you stole from my dead model, you bitches."
Serena: "See, this is exactly what I am talking about. Precisely something like this."