Gossip Girl
Gossip Girl

Episode Report Card
Jacob Clifton: A+ | 253 USERS: B-
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Everything Was Beautiful & Nothing Hurt

ATELIER

Somehow, though, Dorota has cobbled together an entire team of crack fashionistas, and they're hard at work when she arrives home, like little gay elves. What is it that they're working on? Well, I guess they didn't know we're scrapping the whole line. I guess we should announce that now.

Dorota: "Missy Blair have just one chance to make debut. At fashion show for buyers next week time! This line no longer viable, must create new clothes and designs. No complaining! Ten days is more than enough time if you mean it."
Blair: "As my mother's first facialist, Elizabeth Arden, said, 'I only want people around me who can do the impossible.' So."

THE SPECTATOR

Nate: "Hey, are you going to screw me over and jump to Vanity Fair?"
Dan: "Not this week, buddy."
Nate: "Why do you have that luggage with you? Oh my God, are we having a sleepover?"
Dan: "Indeed. If you don't think Chuck will mind."
Nate: "Why on earth would I ask him? Anyway, let's publish your horrible petty bullshit and make everybody hate you even more than they already do. And then maybe we can do something about your hair situation."
Dan: "I'm a nihilist now, because Blair chose Chuck. And also because I saw my father fucking Ivy Dickens in my bed, and I'm still unwell."

PRADA

Lily: "...I'm just glad Steven was able to buy them off and keep her on the Board, after he got caught punching a newspaper magnate for fucking his daughter... Yeah, you'd think we were real trash, wouldn't you? Might as well get a tattoo or move to LA. Anyway, thanks for the advice, Patti. I sometimes forget how much of a commitment it really takes to be a complete whore."
Bart: "I bought you this necklace!"
Lily: "And not a moment too soon, dear."

ATELIER

Blair: "Do you think I'll lose my mind due to these unrealistic expectations and pressures I'm putting on myself?"
Dorota: "Maybe ask more good how that could possibly not happen. Your bitch mother make you bulimic as child, Miss Blair. Now you ten days from destroying entire legacy. This storyline seems like prime recipe for nervous breakdown."
Blair: "I'm really just curious because without Chuck Bass I'm not really a person."
Dorota: "Oh, yes. Much healthier."

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