Gossip Girl
High Infidelity

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 5 USERS: A+
YOU GRADE IT
Everything Was Beautiful & Nothing Hurt

Serena: "Are you sure? Because I got my wolves on speed-dial, sunshine."

THE SPECTATOR

Nate: "Remind me again why you're here, and also if we're friends right now."
Dan: "Yes, and also I'm here to talk to you about that book I already wrote, that I'm writing again."
Nate: "Would you like me to publish it?"
Dan: "Oh cool, do you publish books?"
Nate: "It's as likely as anything else, I'll put it that way."

ATELIER

Blair: "Minions, report!"
Minions: "You have the same clothing line as Poppy, like, even down to the fabrics and lines."
Blair: "Either this show is pretty crappy and contrived, or this is a sibylline coincidence that will lead me to unravel my own doom, as in the myths and legends of yore."
Minions: "Or both!"
Blair: "Then lead on, MacDuff. Let's destroy those dresses of Poppy Lifton, like would happen in real life."

CHARLES & LILY

Lily: "Charles! I can't believe you brought your girlfriend that slept with my husband to brunch!"
Chuck: "Not one portion of that is true, but please don't involve yourself. Isn't it enough that I'm not aiming for you? And that your husband totally stole the company from me that you and I spent years fighting for?"
Lily: "I will still find a way to make this all about me!"
Chuck: "I don't know what to say except I'm really sorry any of this got on you. Or I would be, if that were actually what was happening. Take a pill or something."

Amira: "Hey, what's up?"
Chuck: "Wait, so you did sleep with Bart in Dubai?"
Amira: "Oh boy."
Chuck: "I KNEW IT! YOU ARE MY MOTHER!"

VARIOUS PUBLICATIONS

Are interested in Dan's book, or whatever it is, but they all want it changed around. Some don't want to rock the boat, or they do but in a Blind Item way, or they want him to leave out the sex, or put in more sex, or be less self-righteous, or take out just the Bass references, or get Georgina out of their office immediately because she just peed in a potted plant. Everybody it's something.

Dan: "What is the point of publishing an exposé if you're not going to expose everything?"
Georgina: "Whatever. Let's just make a shit-ton of money and go from there."
Dan: "Ooohhhhh but my inteeeeeegrity..."

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