GG Tipline Inbox: "Lola Lola Lola Lola Lola Lola"
Serena: "Lola Lola Lola Lola LolalolalolaLOLALOLAloluhhhhhhhhh"
Diana: "Honestly, that game of cat and mouse last night was more fun than sex with a little kid. I think working with you will be super fun."
Nate: "What about that time that you took the fall for Louis publishing Gossip Girl's sources?"
Diana: "Wow, a dropped plot even Jacob forgot about. Nate, you are on top of it today. Anyway, that wasn't me. I just let you think so because I deserve to be punished or something."
Nate: "Well, as they say, fifth time's the charm. I bet this time I can trust you."
Diana: "Girl, I'm not even here for you! I'm here to get a hospital wing and/or force my secret son off another rooftop. But since you mentioned it, I am still in love with you. I promise not to make that an issue."
Nate: "I am sure it won't be, and I thank you for your honesty. It has very much put me at ease."
PI: "Don't bother with Elizabeth Fischer anymore."
Chuck: "Don't tell me what to do! Even though I told you to!"
PI: "No, this is new. She is not your mom. She was in a monestary in Tibet at the time of your accident."
Chuck: "Of course she was. But then who donated that blood?"
PI: "I don't care, I just want to go home."
Dan sets up this thing where Blair arrives on the steps of the Met in a great dress, feeling like an a-hole, and then he puts a cubic zirconium tiara on her head, and then a bunch of the GG Mini-Me's come running up in their usual riot of color, and scream her name for a second, and then run away again. This is exactly what I meant about your life collapsing in on itself like a dying star. A CZ crown for a swiftly decompensating crazy person, mark my words.
GG 3.0: "The whole Lola underwear picture was staged! That bitch is desperate. There's only one It Girl in the UES, and that's m... I mean, Serena van der Woodsen."
Lola: "Is Nate there? I have something very important to tell him about irrelevant childish bullshit."
Secretary: "He's in a closed-door meeting with Diana Payne, and I won't disturb him for your nonsense. Go to college, little girl."