DAIR

Dan: "I'm sorry I came off all paternalistic and accidentally told you about Chuck. Mostly because I got screwed by it."
Blair: "I'm just going to stand here looking crazed and incredibly lovely."

NOLA

It's pretty amazing, watching Diana's sexual takedown of young Aidan, and pretty amazing to see Nate and Lola videotaping the whole thing. Surely something will happen to fuck this up...

Serena: "Here I am! I can't wait to make this all about me somehow."
Lola: "It's not actually about you, though."
Serena: "If it weren't for me, you wouldn't even know what underwear is."
Lola: "True, but not hugely material to what's going on here."
Serena: "I am going to stomp around so bad!"
Nate: "Go calm her down. She's liable to stampede."

Diana: "Nate, I can't believe you filmed me doing it, and now you're going to blackmail me about that! Or even exactly how that will work!"
Nate: "Aidan is twelve years old, by the way."
Diana: "Oh, okay. So you are in possession of child pornography, then?"
Nate: "...Right. I may have just surpassed Serena's Serena Plans in dumbness."
Diana: "See you at work tomorrow!"

UNDERWEAR PARTY!

Everybody is skeevy and slow-motion and it's weird. Next underwear party, count me out.

DAIR

Dan: "Are you okay?"
Blair: "I'm used to you second-guessing the women in your life. What really threw me is that Chuck keeps doing nice things for nice reasons. I will just never comprehend that. Apparently."
Dan: "Okay so if it wasn't about Chuck, then why didn't you sign that paperwork?"
Blair: "Because I won't be a princess anymore? Duh."

RHODES

Lola: "Sorry I burned you. In whatever way you're making a fuss about."
Serena: "What I don't understand is why you would come to this party with me, where your boyfriend also was."
Lola: "...Really?"