Diana: "Girl, I'm not even here for you! I'm here to get a hospital wing and/or force my secret son off another rooftop. But since you mentioned it, I am still in love with you. I promise not to make that an issue."
Nate: "I am sure it won't be, and I thank you for your honesty. It has very much put me at ease."
PI: "Don't bother with Elizabeth Fischer anymore."
Chuck: "Don't tell me what to do! Even though I told you to!"
PI: "No, this is new. She is not your mom. She was in a monestary in Tibet at the time of your accident."
Chuck: "Of course she was. But then who donated that blood?"
PI: "I don't care, I just want to go home."
Dan sets up this thing where Blair arrives on the steps of the Met in a great dress, feeling like an a-hole, and then he puts a cubic zirconium tiara on her head, and then a bunch of the GG Mini-Me's come running up in their usual riot of color, and scream her name for a second, and then run away again. This is exactly what I meant about your life collapsing in on itself like a dying star. A CZ crown for a swiftly decompensating crazy person, mark my words.
GG 3.0: "The whole Lola underwear picture was staged! That bitch is desperate. There's only one It Girl in the UES, and that's m... I mean, Serena van der Woodsen."
Lola: "Is Nate there? I have something very important to tell him about irrelevant childish bullshit."
Secretary: "He's in a closed-door meeting with Diana Payne, and I won't disturb him for your nonsense. Go to college, little girl."
Paparazzi: "Lola! Lola! Lola! You're on your way!"
Lola: "I am Everywoman! It's all in me!"
Vanya: "I'm glad you threw that little girl out in the street, Lily. I love carrying your things around! Where are Rufus's things so I can get started schlepping them too?"
Lily: "His things have remained in DUMBO, Vanya. Along with what he thinks is his dignity."
Blair, via text: "Thanks for setting me free in a variety of ways, Chuck."
Blair: "...And I'm using that freedom to enjoy life in a whole new, kind of embarrassing way."
Dan: "'Kind of embarrassing' is my whole deal, Shortstop."
Serena, pretending to have given Gossip Girl back to Gossip Girl, sitting alone in the dark, like some old crone with one eye, or Nikki Finke: "I'm back! And I am here to stay. XOXO!"