Dorota: "That's really quite insightful!"
Blair: "I mean, I have to at least try. Lonelyboy's going to Humphrey the shit out of their relationship whether I'm there to see it or not. Sometimes you gotta remember not to cough in the petri dish."
Serena: "Food! It is fun."
Lily: "Serena dear, I'm going to Turks & Caicos with your stepfather to decompress from breaking Chuck into one million shattered pieces. Enjoy Thanksgiving with none of your loved ones, okay?"
Serena: "Okay! Or I will invite everybody we know. Chuck! Nate! Blair! NJBC! You could even invite sad fucking Rufus if you want!"
Dan: "Why would we do that?"
Serena: "Because of social skills!"
Dan: "Not familiar."
Chuck, she look rough.
Chuck: "Where did Monkey go? I was comforted by the sound of him standing outside my door crying and knowing it was my prerogative how long I should go on withholding affection from him. This is a metaphor for my relationship with Blair."
Nate: "I sent him out for a walk. They have people that will do that for money. Listen, do we need to talk about the fact that Bart played me against you and I basically should not be living here anymore?"
Chuck, verbatim: "Bart Bass is a grandmaster of manipulation. He has ruined me, you'll be child's play. My advice is to lie back and think of England."
Nate: "That is both patronizing and incredibly sexy."
Chuck, again verbatim: "If I could defeat my father, do you think I'd be here drinking alone, unable* to be with the woman I love?"
Nate: "You mean like all season? You mean like every season?"
*(Cut me like one fucking break. "Unable" means you lack the opportunity or capability. Emotional erectile dysfunction is not either. This is so stupid. Every time they are split up for drama, it gets more and more ridiculous and contrived. Is it so hard to come up with compelling ways to do the thing that literally all stories are about?)
Serena: "Blair, do you want to come to my house for Thanksgiving?"
Blair: "Why, did Lonelyboy pull his customary Humphrey bullshit on you already?"
Serena: "Not yet! But soon."
Blair: "Okay, I will come. Be prepared for me to get completely involved in everybody's shit, though."