Gossip Girl

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Jenny, King Of The Pirates

Serena played out her Daisy Miller shit, and Chuck did Wuthering Heights and EF Benson horror, over and over. Blair tried desperately to come up with a working philosophy that didn't depend on cinematic existentialism; Nate did the same thing with fairytales. Dan and Vanessa recapitulated American poetry, from the Beats to Buchowski and even a little self-indulgent Patti Smith. Jenny's story was the absence of story. Rufus and Lily continued to be the only teenagers on the teenager show.

Put it all together -- run those stories into each other at top speed -- and it's just completely over the top, which is exactly what the year after graduation is like. Freshman year of college means every week feels like a month, because you're changing so fast. And then the year you graduate college, you pull the entire bookcase over on your head. This year, we did both. XOXO.

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