Dorota: "Hey Dan, have you seen this engagement ring Blair's been wearing all season? I just thought I would show it to you for no reason at all."
Dan: "Thanks, you walking plot device. I have somehow been inspired by that huge ugly engagement ring to next publish a long, sloppy literary blow job for Chuck Bass."
Dorota: "Mister Chuck he inspire your most gayest work, historically."
Dan: "He do, Dorota. He do inspire."
Dorota: "In original Gossip Girl books Mister Chuck and Lonelyboy have hot bisexual affair and Mister Chuck stay gay forever after. Also, he have pet monkey."
Dan: "Why do you always bring that up?"
Dorota: "Because it is amazing?"
OPERATION IVY
Ivy: "Mysterious interlocutor who may be Lola or may be a twist, I'm sorry to report that Nate is no longer biting the hand that feeds him by writing shitty things about Lily in The Spectator. And then for a bit I was giving GG tips about stuff from Rufus's boxes and boxes of painful secrets, but he literally burned all that stuff I guess. I am still working on another way to ruin Lily by not interacting with Lily in any way."
Lola (?): "It's weird because you are the schemingest person, but your schemes always make the least amount of sense and go to the most ridiculous places for eventually zero payoff and you always end up looking like you're not a total asshole. How do you do that?"
Ivy: "I'm the judgy outsider pushed beyond her limits. Consider me, like, weaponized Vanessa."
Rufus: "[Gallery talk. In an unending deluge.]"
Ivy: "Are we still on that? Is 'art gallery' code for 'crystal methamphetamine'?"
Rufus: "You wanna come with me to get some more 'art gallery'? And then smoke it in an alleyway?"
Ivy: "No, I have important sneaky business elsewhere that I don't feel like telling you."
They kiss, and I mean like even they are grossed out when they kiss.
EMPIRE
Nate: "Why are you hanging around in your house instead of reporting your father to the FBI for breaking US trade embargos?"
Chuck: "What's amazing to me is that in six seasons of this show that is the first plotpoint you have ever retained for more than five minutes."
Nate: "Well, just like my father before me, I have also engaged in white-collar fraud. If you were wondering what my shifty looks are all about."
Chuck: "So now Bart will own all of our various businesses eventually. Too real."













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