Serena finally manages to locate Dan's loft, even though it is in Brooklyn. She knocks on the door like an overoxygenated crack head, and then just about knocks him over with an uninvited kiss when he opens the door. I don't think, if you're keeping score, that Dan has ever looked quite as hot as he does in this scene. "I'm sorry, I know it's early but I couldn't sleep, I had to see you, and you're here, which means you slept here, which is a relief, but not a surprise..." See? Serena knows about the underground lair. Georgina comes out all like, "Serena, what on Earth are you doing here at your boyfriend's apartment the morning after I called you and said I was going to sleep with him just to mess with you?" Serena admits that seeing a fully dressed Georgie creeping around the place like a harbinger of disease is a bit more surprising than finding Dan at his house. Dan stands stock still looking hotter than anything but not committing to an emotion or reaction of any kind. The camera twirls all around them and Gossip Girl's all, "They say love conquers all, but maybe love never met Georgina Sparks. Poor Humphrey. Looks like our resident moral compass isn't such a straight arrow after all."

Georgina's all, "Oh, Serena, Dan was talking such mad shit about you that I thought you guys were broken up" and Serena's all, "Like over?" And Dan's like, "I refuse to commit to anything or speak out loud because I'm totally the bad guy here but if I play it cool I can -- as always -- find a way to make this your fault." Georgina offers to leave and Serena's like, "So you just totally got what you wanted, right?" Dan has the balls to defend her to Serena, all, "This isn't Sarah's fault!" And Serena points out that no, it's not Sarah's fault, you idiot, it's Georgina's, because Sarah is fictional and Georgina is all too real. Dan finds a way to be snotty about this. G whines about how she never wanted to break them up and Dan is totally understanding and sweet to her because, of course, the only way he can make this Serena's fault is if he refuses to admit that he or Georgina did anything wrong, so he starts building that case here, all, "Oh, did mean old Serena yell at you?"