She tries to run away, like, literally escape, but the bodyguards and her horrible parents crowd in closer. "Stay, Georgina," says Blair. "I'll go. ...Oh, that reminds me! I almost forgot to leave you the information that I discussed with your parents." Mrs. Sparks totally says, "A boot camp for troubled girls!" And B hands her the brochure ("PENANCE!"), whispering, "Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here." She straightens up and smiles brightly. "Have fun at reform school!"
The Humphrey Men (and eventually Ladies) of DUMBO have a boring conversation of which the highlights are: Rufus fully refers to something as "an historic moment," they kind of hop about on one foot each around the fact that they both got laid last night, gross, nobody cares about Rufus's band in reality, nobody cares about Dan's relationship with Serena in reality, the wedding is happening today, Rufus acts disingenuous some more, and Dan tells his Dad about how it was Serena's fault that Lily didn't meet him that one sad night, so then a horrible plan begins to form in Rufus's mind and he bounces, and then Jenny comes out of her bedroom having inflicted the most hideous dress ever seen on this show on poor Vanessa Abrams, and the poor thing's too ignorant to even know how awful she looks in it, but luckily so is Dan, so he says she "cleans up nice," which isn't even true because she's perfectly lovely all the time except for right this second, and then the Three Biggest Assholes in Brooklyn head out to annoy the Upper East Side, one of them wearing an orange batik version of the California Raisins garbage-bag costume so beloved in our childhoods and an entire Bird of Paradise shrub stapled to the side of her fucking head, all of them po-faced and raring to be above it all even unto the people soon to be staring at them for drinking from the fingerbowls.
And then! Blair gets out of a car wearing an even more hideous dress. BLAIR WALDORF! The girl fashion was invented for! Bubble dresses were never okay! She looks like a floral pink diaper model! She looks like her tuffet has tumors! They undulate like waves of nasty! Inside, the wedding is all a-bustle. Chuck is being super-thinky, so Blair asks how the speech is going. He assures her there won't be a dry eye in the house, and asks after "Whoregina." B assures him the uppance came, and ... that's the end of Georgina Sparks. Never to be mentioned again, in this episode at least. I mean, I guess S visiting Pete's parents was the reconciliation Eric was leading her to, but I really wanted S to give G the chance of becoming human again. It seems cheaper to just leave her there, broken. You create a character, you have the obligation to make that character balance out somehow, or else they're just paper dolls. Like, I think I would have liked Marissa's Oliver storyline even more than I did -- meaning much more than most people -- if they'd given him something to work with, at the end. I mean, it wouldn't have taken much. I expect more from this show, too. Ah well, it was fun watching her go down, and even more fun watching B and Chuck and Dan pull the strings. Still, though. Way to hand over S's one important storyline to a completely different person who deserves her own.