And so it is -- cheeks rosy, eyes glossy -- that Mr. Man finally heads home for a much-needed little nap.
Fanker: "I did exactly what you said."
Bart: "Everybody always does, for no real reason."
Fanker: "So you're cosigning this loan even though you know he's terrible at his job, yes?"
Bart: "I need a whatever-the-Spectator-is for when whatever is going on starts to go on."
Fanker: "Now will you be paying in cash, or horses?"
Lily: "Yeah, so on the one hand I lied to you. But on the other hand you had us followed."
Bart: "Yeah, but as usual I was right to do that, because you are always sketchy at all times."
Lily: "Charles loves you! And I love him!"
Bart: "Sorry but you can't hang out with him anymore until he is destroyed utterly."
Lily: "You bastard! HE IS MY ONLY CHILD!"
Blair: "So wait, explain this Sudan thing to me one m
Jean-Pierre: "Prettiest Minion reporting in. Your mother is about to come over here and fuck up your life. You have a month to turn shit around."
Blair: "But I'm just so concerned about this Sud
Nate: "Thanks for letting me slide on this deal where I published a news article about what a whore you are, Lily. That's really unrealistic and I'm really grateful."
Lily: "Bitch, you know I been drinkin'."
Nate: "Still, I appreciate it."
Sage, appearing: "I guess since everybody has forgiven everybody else, and I didn't really give a shit in the first place, I can forgive you too."
Nate: "Whatever, I can already barely remember what happened in this episode. Let's have us some NAMBLA sex."
Rufus: "Let's just get rid of all this stuff. We're poor and this loft is so tiny and we need money for the meth Jacob has decided we're on."
Ivy: "Even this box of waffle irons? Even all these incriminating photos of Lily having sex with the entire grunge movement? Even Lisa Loeb?"
Lisa Loeb: "I'm only hearing negative, guys."
Serena: "Oh shit, is this sex tape still on this phone that I gave Georgina? I guess I better erase it. It's just super sad that I have it at this point, even after my coke whore phase and coming back from the dead and Dan being absolutely miserable to me in every episode."