Libation: "I'll have one drink with you, unless you can convince me why I should stay, of course." Blair says she's there to be friends, regardless of their "impasse on a certain issue," and then without pausing crosses the line into abjection. Albeit with some awesome dialogue. "So... Ever since Charlize Theron became the face of Dior, I've wanted to change my signature scent. I've been trying out a new one, I can't decide if I like it." She tosses her hair back and offers him her neck. "It smells a little like ... desperation," he says after taking a whiff.

There was a moment -- forgive my lack of Youtube Fu today, but I can't find a good copy -- in an early season of The Hills when Lauren does that ridiculously fabulous "I want to forgive you... And I want to forget you" thing to Heidi, and Heidi looks at her for a split second and stands up, grabbing her purse: "Well it's been great seeing you bye!" Back when Heidi had a Zen and Tao and a soul, at the tail end of that time. I just love it and I have it in my pocket in case anybody says anything truly appalling at some point, because way to cut and run. "This has been great, but I'm going to bolt faster than the human eye can follow. Thanks for your hospitality!"