Lola: "Hey, Nate! I just met with the people so now I'm here to talk to you about whatever..."
Wm vdW: "Daughter! Here is all of your jailbird mom's money."
Lola: "That is a lot of money, you guys. I guess I can do whatever I want now."
Nate: "Yeah, like move in with me and live here and not live out your dreams."
Lola: "It's going to take me a second to figure out how to Vanessa this shit all up. However, I am pleasantly surprised that you didn't keep this money for yourself, Dad."
Wm vdW: "Rest assured I'm working some kind of angle."
THE TWO MR. LILYS
Bart: "Rufus. You're looking underdoggy today."
Rufus: "That's just my natural thing. Sign these annulment papers, please."
Bart: "So Lily's made up her mind?"
Rufus: "Don't be silly. This isn't up to her."
Bart: "I've changed a lot in the time I've been dead. I'm going to still leave it up to Lily, though. Since she's a person."
Rufus: "You're going to have to translate that into Humphrey."
Bart: "Fine, I'll sign it. But more than likely I have something even worse up my sleeve."
VAN DER WALDORF
Serena: "Blair, I just got screwed out of working on another movie with David Mamet! And it says on Gossip Girl that I never even read The Beautiful & Damned, which is totally untrue! It's the only book I've ever read! How dare you journal that?"
Blair: "I didn't. I wrote it today and faxed it to Gossip Girl to fuck with you."
Serena: "What the hell?"
"I will never love Chuck again after what he did tonight. He's a monster, and deserves to be alone forever."
Blair: "So are you happy now? Now that I'm as lonely and miserable as you are?"
Serena: "I am not to blame for everything bad in your life! The fact is that you spent this season juggling Chuck and Louis. Why steal Dan too?"
Blair: "You don't steal boys. You should know this by now, and you probably would if you'd grown up even one little bit since high school."
Serena: "Ouch! Well, you're still in love with Chuck. Deal with that."
Blair: "That sentence does to me what the word irrelevant does to you. And I just remembered this is my house and you only live here because we're friends, so guess what."
Serena: "Can I remind you that I knew what was in these diaries the entire time, and still loved and supported you? Even knowing that you weren't really into Dan. And now you're kicking me out? Just for ruining your life?"