Fascination Street! That is awesome. And also sweet. I am so into this show now. Oh my God and now Max is calling. He sounds drunk and scary!

"I want my life back! I moved to LA, the job I gave up here, the two years I spent believing you and loving you, when all you did was lie and cheat so you could have some fancy life that isn't yours. Watch your back, because I am not leaving town until you are done and I have what I want."

Ivy: "Good luck with that, bitch. I'm a Rhodes now."

WOW

I can't believe there's another fall episode after that. That was wonderful. I don't know what to say beyond the fact that I haven't loved the show this much in quite a while. All the pieces were there, doing nothing, being gross, and now they've reassembled into quite the beautiful package. If I'd known it would take that long I would have started bitching earlier, but I like it better this way: Losing grip right before things got excellent again. I mean it, I'm really impressed.

Next week: Literally! The wolves! Another car wreck! More Rhodes probs! Blair begging Dan for help figuring her shit out, and they do hugging, and she kisses Chuck, and Louis wigs out a little, and everything is amazing.

JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps Gossip Girl, The Good Wife, Pretty Little Liars and True Blood for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, on Twitter, and on Facebook. IRL work appears in BenBella's SmartPop series of anthologies, most recently A Friday Night Lights Companion and Fringe Science.