Dorota: "[Even more Dorota crap. Somebody really dropped a lot of quarters in her this week.]"
(Blair is cute having a moment with a stealth paparazzi.)
Blair: "I am so stressed about my terrible decisions and their consequences!"
Dorota: "You am go to strange wolf-covered world of Queens where am live with Vanya and our extended families."
Blair, verbatim: "Princesses don't go to Queens!"
Wordplay! The phone rings, and Blair adorably answers it while GG provides a scene transition: Why, it is Humphrey in DUMBO calling to set up an awkward and horrible meeting with her! Just at this moment!
Dan, verbatim: "I was wondering what you were doing today..."
Blair, verbatim: "Coming to stay with you, actually."
Done and done. Well done, actually. Nicely played.
Dan has made of DUMBO a palace for a princess, to a camp ridiculous degree, but they are so cute together it doesn't matter. He asks her how she's doing, and she's off!
Blair: "Everything is horrible! I need to go to Louis and reassure him that he's never gonna lose me, but something is stopping me..."
Dan: "Chuck is stopping you. You don't even have to. You two have some strange force field effect on each other. Physicists should study it."
Blair: "It's called producer tomfoolery. Please help me figure this one out. Chuck is perfect now, and I apparently have the keys to making Louis perfect."
Dan: "That is suspect, and this whole conversation is violently unappetizing. Make a list."
Blair: "Lists are for idiots like you and Serena!"
Dan, verbatim: "You're right. Go the Howard Hughes route. I'm sure you'll figure it out by the time you're peeing in jars."
Chuck Pro: He "truly" has become a good man.
Chuck Con: He's slept with every woman* in New York. It could get a little awkward at dinner parties.