You know what's selfish and dramatic? Telling the person how you feel. Guess what, they already know. I guarantee you're just causing bullshit when you do it. Your life is not a movie, it's your life. They are not characters in your movie, they are people with their own lives. Stop begging the question, it's tacky. If you went to a store and they didn't have what you were looking for, you'd go to another store. You wouldn't write the store a letter in the hopes that suddenly they would have the thing you are looking for: It's not there. You already lost. Why make that her problem? Rufus is so gross all the time.
Dan: "I am all over it."
Tripp (!): "Last time I saw you bent over like that, you and Chuck started screaming at me to go wait in the foyer."
Nate: "I'm just concentrating really hard on the news or something."
Tripp: "I'm so glad we made up in that three-second scene last week. I am also super happy about my three-quarter-length overcoat, which is fucking adorable. It makes me look like a little soldier!"
Nate: "Oh, me too. I love the way you mixed that Repp with those good-guy light-blue pinstripes. It makes my check-and-stripe combo look like I'm an architect. But anyway wait, I can't go to racquetball with you tomorrow."
Tripp: "But it's the sport of white people!"
Nate: "Sorry, I have to go to Plato's Retreat and get teabagged by captains of industry."
Tripp: "Used to be Granderbilt would take me to those things. I guess you're being groomed to be the JFK Jr. Making me... Just kidding, he only asked you because I said I couldn't do it."
Tripp: "No, for real. Ever since my awful wife tried to imaginary cuckold me we've been having troubles. Eventually she admitted that -- in a surprising turn of events -- it was all William's idea."
Nate: "That's bizarre. Usually it goes the other way. Also, the whole of last episode no longer makes sense now that you say that."
Tripp: "Anyway, I was just dropping by to be adorable and cause friction in your relationship again. Like usual. And watch out for Newt, he gets handsy."
Dorota: "[Even more Dorota crap. Somebody really dropped a lot of quarters in her this week.]"
(Blair is cute having a moment with a stealth paparazzi.)
Blair: "I am so stressed about my terrible decisions and their consequences!"
Dorota: "You am go to strange wolf-covered world of Queens where am live with Vanya and our extended families."
Blair, verbatim: "Princesses don't go to Queens!"