http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ en Copyright 2009 Tue, 06 Jan 2009 10:35:14 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification In The Realm Of The Basses: Blair continues to hitch on the back of Chuck's downward spiral, Dan discovers the missing sibling he shares with Serena, and Jenny once again misses the entire point. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/in_the_realm_of_the_basses.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/in_the_realm_of_the_basses.php Gossip Girl Tue, 06 Jan 2009 10:35:14 -0500 O Brother, Where Bart Thou?: After a game-changing tragedy, Chuck melts down and CeCe Rhodes pays a visit. Everybody else just tries to survive those two crazy kids. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/o_brother_where_bart_thou_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/o_brother_where_bart_thou_1.php Thu, 11 Dec 2008 11:09:40 -0500 It's A Wonderful Lie: B and C date through human puppets; Lily makes up her mind; Vanessa outshines Jenny for the first time in history; Lonelyboy and Serena approach Volume XXII of the Road To Closure; something horrible happens, and it is named Lexi. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/its_a_wonderful_lie_1a.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/its_a_wonderful_lie_1a.php Mon, 08 Dec 2008 16:22:40 -0500 The Magnificent Archibalds: Cyrus has designs on the house of Waldorf, Lily finally gets scared of Bart, Eric makes a much-needed appearance, everybody ends up at a different Thanksgiving from where they started, and Jenny reconciles with Rufus. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/the_magnificent_archibalds_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/the_magnificent_archibalds_1.php Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:27:47 -0500 Bonfire Of The Vanity: B attempts to ruin her mother's new beau, but falls for him instead; Lonelyboy tries to ruin Bart but manages to fix Chuck instead; S's new beau brainwashes her some more; Agnes goes buckwild on Little J's future.. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/bonfire_of_the_vanity_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/bonfire_of_the_vanity_1.php Mon, 17 Nov 2008 10:04:05 -0500 There Might Be Blood: Jenny and Nate leave DUMBO forever; Dan becomes what he hates most; Blair and Chuck have excellent post-breakup chemistry; Serena continues to find Aaron interesting for some reason. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/there_might_be_blood_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/there_might_be_blood_1.php Mon, 10 Nov 2008 08:30:50 -0500 Prêt-à-Poor J: We can say we hope it will be worth what they give up, but it's doubtful. Blair surrenders her dignity, Dan his superiority, Chuck his room-temperature snakiness, Serena her romantic upper hand, and Jenny her everlovin' mind. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/pret-a-poor_j_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/pret-a-poor_j_1.php Thu, 30 Oct 2008 13:03:37 -0500 Chuck In Real Life: Everybody gets the option of telling the truth, and half the UES decides to take it; the Bass/van der Woodsens and Archibald/Humphreys start new chapters; Chuck switches up the game impressively. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/chuck_in_real_life_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/chuck_in_real_life_1.php Mon, 27 Oct 2008 10:30:32 -0500 New Haven Can Wait: Freshman identity crises? Early admission: Dan and Nate become each other; Blair and Serena become themselves; Rufus learns he's not Jenny. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/new_haven_can_wait_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/new_haven_can_wait_1.php Mon, 20 Oct 2008 11:32:22 -0500 Paranoid vs. Android vs. Subterranean Alien: Serena keeps burning her bridges, blowing off Blair horrifically; Jenny is becoming a teenage dropout right before your eyes; Dan and Chuck experiment with their total gayness ; and Lily sleeps in the bed she made -- under strict surveillance. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/paranoid_vs_android_vs_subterr_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/paranoid_vs_android_vs_subterr_1.php Mon, 06 Oct 2008 10:34:54 -0500 The Ex Files: Quite possibly the finest episode of this, or any, television show. Your grandchildren will, in all likelihood, ask you where you were when Serena finally figured out what was holding her back. And then blew it all to hell. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/the_ex_files_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/the_ex_files_1.php Mon, 29 Sep 2008 10:38:15 -0500 The Dark Night: It's like the Hamptons never happened as everybody manages to shuffle back around to where the cliffhanger left us last year: D/S are kaput, B/C are weird on a level of weirdness they just invented, and -- as usual -- Archibalds ain't nothing but ho's and tricks. Meanwhile: Vanessa Abrams rules! (Mark your calendar.) http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/the_dark_night_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/the_dark_night_1.php Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:00:16 -0500 Never Been Marcused: Rufus comes home; Chuck schemes all over the place and is blocked at every turn; Dan and Serena turn up the heat; Blair Waldorf FTW as usual.. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/never_been_marcused_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/never_been_marcused_1.php Mon, 15 Sep 2008 10:45:21 -0500 Summer, Kind Of Wonderful: Hamptons! Mädchen Amick! Farcical hijinks! Crazy random British people! Half-naked everybody! TINSLEY MORTIMER! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/summer_kind_of_wonderful_1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/summer_kind_of_wonderful_1.php Mon, 08 Sep 2008 10:56:46 -0500 Much 'I Do' About Nothing: Everybody gets together and then everybody breaks up again. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/much_i_do_about_nothing.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/much_i_do_about_nothing.php Tue, 27 May 2008 10:54:23 -0500 Woman On The Verge: Serena gets absolution but no resolution, Dan takes a ride on the Sparks express, and Lily screws things up but good. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/woman_on_the_verge.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/woman_on_the_verge.php Mon, 19 May 2008 09:00:40 -0500 All About My Brother: The van der Woodsens finally spill their giant secrets, and everybody goes crazy about it; in other news, the Humphreys still have poor judgment in most areas. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/all_about_my_brother.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/all_about_my_brother.php Fri, 09 May 2008 14:27:14 -0500 Desperately Seeking Serena: The mysterious G makes her appearance, and destroys Serena's new life in about five seconds; meanwhile, Jenny and Nate both make surprising new friends, and we get our first sweet taste of Nelly Yuki. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/desperately_seeking_serena.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/desperately_seeking_serena.php Mon, 05 May 2008 11:41:15 -0500 The Blair Bitch Project: The UES plays host to the return of not only a semi-triumphant Blair, but a mysterious new villain. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/the_blair_bitch_project.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/the_blair_bitch_project.php Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:33:22 -0500 The Thin Line Between Chuck & Nate: Blair worries about bumps, takes her lumps, gets down in the dumps, then pulls herself up by her strappy pumps. In other news...oh, who cares? Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/the_thin_line_between_chuck_na.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/gossip_girl/the_thin_line_between_chuck_na.php Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:47:48 -0500