Blair: "Are you running away? Joining the Army? Escaping with some kind of traveling show?"
Dan: "No, I just want to sleep here."
Blair: "That constitutes entering my world."
Dan: "Our relationship is our world. That's a healthy sentiment."
Blair: "I agree, that's a very healthy viewpoint you've shared. But tonight was, admittedly, a disaster."
Dan: "But not the first, and God willing it won't be the last. I'll make sure of it. I can't believe I spent all this time judging Serena for living on the UES, when it was really you I was judging all along."
Diana: "So I met Bart when he was married to Elizabeth, and we had an affair, but he dumped me when I got pregnant, but then it turned out Elizabeth couldn't have children..."
Chuck: "That's amusing, because she died in childbirth. It was the basis of my relationship with Bart for three seasons on this show."
Diana: "...Okay, but then Elizabeth faked her death..."
Chuck: "While she was pretending to give birth? To her husband's mistress's baby?"
Diana: "...Yeah, okay, but... Wait, I lost it. Fast forward. So then I heard that she was dead, and I came back to Bart, but he said it would be too weird..."
Chuck: "That's the part he thought was weird?"
Diana: "Yeah but okay the point is, I became Nate's sugardaddy in front of you last year in California because I wanted to watch over you. Invite you to parties, pose around your house in my underwear. Just make sure you were okay."
Chuck: "You mean mentally, or...?"
Diana: "Not so much that. Clearly your mental health is a foregone conclusion. I just wanted to figure you out. Anyway, I better go."
Chuck, alone: "I am giving such face tonight. A very generous serving indeed."
Serena: "Hell are you doing here?"
Lola: "Returning your dress. And you're welcome, by the way."
Serena: "Yeah, about that. Why not tell Nate? If only because he broke up with you because of it."
Lola: "You and Chuck are his best friends. I'm not going after him on multiple fronts in one night, sorry. We've already done so many sneaky, sleazy things to each other."
Lola: "Before I go, though. Why did you come after my ass so aggro? It was really weird, you being my supportive friend and acting all in love with me, but then also secretly setting me up for failure over and over."