Where the mothers of the couple have repaired, with those irrepressible buckets of fun they call the Basses.
Sophie: "I am on pills! Let's keep getting jiggy until such time as Blair shows up or calls."
Eleanor: "Yeah, you're like vibrating."
Sophie: "Too bad that the men in our lives are such bores!"
Rufus: "Hey, I'm still here!"
Rufus: "...And I'm fairly certain that Lily and I weren't boring when we closed out the dance floor to 'Moves Like Jagger'!"
Lily: "I've been in this scene for far too long. I'm going to head upstairs for about half of this episode, nominally to change shoes."
Rufus: "I'm going to open more wine. It is my lot in life to do this and only this."
Sophie: "That's crazy how the couple left their reception, like people do."
Eleanor: "I don't know how they do it in Lichtenberg, but here that's what goes down."
Sophie: "I have an idea! Let's wreck their wedding night and have them come here. In Guilderflorin we have a custom called the Shivaree where everybody watches them do it while banging pots and pans."
Eleanor: "I don't know how they do it in Frankensteinbaad, but here we just get drunk and leave them alone. The futile and creepy pressure to fuck spectacularly is implied."
Sophie: "In my native land of Fillory we have a custom called Prima Nocta, where... Let's just say I need to get Blair on the phone so there isn't any confusion."
Eleanor: "Look, you dwarf, I'm not calling my daughter. Just drink some wine and stop talking. Or you know what, I'm going to leave. I just realized Lily's never coming downstairs and I'll be damned if I get stuck with you two."
Sophie: "But Rufus has just opened le bottle of wine! Allow me to instruct you on matters of etiquette, such as now we have to stay here. And call Blair."