They go on a date to his job interview. He puts his fate for Being Places into her giant hands. They don't even know each other's names.

Ivy: "Please tell me the reason you're still not at work is because you met a cute guy in a business suit!"
Serena: "No suit, but definitely cute. Hoot-hoot! Woot! I'm about to walk him to his interview now. We will probably end up in Queens."
Ivy: "No! Sabotage his life by taking him to a glamorous lunch. That way, your plotline for this episode can be advanced."

Nate: "Hey, Charlie..."
Ivy: "[See previous scene for literally this same conversation.]"

PRADA

Lily & Rufus: "Let's drive to Boston to find our son!"
Pilot Inspektor: "Oh, thank God. I was about to kill myself."
Lily & Rufus: "Just kidding! We meant Dan."

SPECTATOR

Ivy: "Why are you following me?"
Nate, verbatim: "Come on. You're a Rhodes. If you had a boyfriend, the whole Upper East Side would know about it."
Ivy: "Sure, except I would never be on Gossip Girl because I am hiding under a stolen identity, so that makes no sense whatsoever. If this show is saying that I am a regular fixture on Gossip Girl, that is beyond stupid."
Nate: "That's what they're saying."
Ivy: "What about how you're dating Diana or not?"
Nate: "She said something about Paris, I don't know. I just want to make out with ladies."

SERENA

Max: "I ain't never seen a real live restaurant inside a boutique before! Are we gonna eat clothes?"
Serena: "No, I'm just ruining your life."

Max: "I am relying on you to be my official guide to getting around Manhattan."
Serena: "That was your second goddamn mistake. I'm feeling kind of guilty right now. You should get out of my warp zone area if you want to make your interview."
Max: "Thanks for the weirdest, most pointless afternoon -- and all your insider knowledge like how Boulud likes apricots. As a chef about to interview with him, I couldn't possibly have known that."

Nate: "Charlie, we kissed one time!"
Ivy: "You are getting on my nerves!"
Max: Goes walking by. Small world, UES!
Ivy: Has to kiss Nate suddenly because... Whatever.