On the one hand, I love Laura Herring and all, but I worry about taking major Jenga chunks out of Chuck's entire life like that. Hopefully she is a fake. What would be really awesome -- although less likely now that Blair's pulled him back from yet another ledge -- is if the whole Banquo's Ghost thing had hooked into what seemed like an obvious Sketchy Mom/Evil Uncle Hamlet thing again. I don't really miss Jack Bass, but I do miss having Blair and Chuck at center stage -- it's been a while -- but also, it's time for Blair to get right with her Ophelia shit already. It's not over until you tell us it's over.
So we'll see you in March, I hope you're loving this season as much as I am, and I hope your holidays are mad satisfying. You know I love you. XOXO.