Jenny says that ever since she was reminded of fashion in the absence of waffles a few hours ago, she wanted to change her life. And giving drugs to a teen model was part of that change. But now that the teen model is giving those drugs to other models, things are spiraling out of control. So she tries to tell Eleanor, who doesn't fucking have time for more Humphrey shit right now, and ignores Jenny's pleading puling sincerity, and over in the corner Agnes is so grossed out/personally insecurified by the "I want to change my life" speech that she's like, "See that girl over there? Let's overdose her on drugs and get her raped." And the stylist is like, "That's hilarious. We're total bitches!"

Some of the drivers at the Empire are still loyal to Chuck, including the driver that has delivered Elizabeth to a secret Chuck meeting. He offers her money first, but she doesn't want money, and so it must be blackmail, but it's not that either: She's just so very much in love with Jack, which is so retarded you might think this is another layer of lies that we'll uncover later, not that this story makes any sense at all, but this part is true. How come is that he understands her and doesn't judge her. Maybe she's referring to the weird way she talks. She says that underneath the sexual violence and criminal impulses, under even that nasty wispy goatee, lies a kind and loving man. This is so... Stupid.

And meanwhile gorgeous beautiful Chuck is acting his ass off about how Jack is incapable of love, and that he's using Elizabeth, and that a "kind and loving" person wouldn't do this to a child relative, and she goes, "When we started the game, I told myself that you were just a stranger. But I didn't know how much I'd come to care for you." Whatever, this is dumb and we're not wasting time on it. He tells her like ten times to stop being stupid and give back the hotel, and even though she's already signed it over to Jack like a total dumbass she doesn't tell Chuck this, just sniffles and has a scarf some more and talks in her fucked up accent all about how she and Jack love each other and whatever.