Serena: "It means that you are in love with Blair!"
Dan: "Oh. Well that part, yeah."

This bugs S for some reason, I guess we don't really need to know what it is, but I suppose it comes down to how, one in every five times, Dan is the love of Serena's life. And for what it is worth, he has never been eaten by wolves or sent to jail, so maybe she has a point. Maybe of all the loves of her life, he is sometimes the loviest. But he never really liked her that much -- he's seemed to mostly hate her guts for the entire time they've known each other, to be honest -- so I'm not sure where she got the idea that it was mutual.

SPECTATOR

Ivy: "Here are leather dossiers on all the main characters. The information in there is probably two or three years old at least, given that Lily and Rufus have been married for approximately one hundred billion years."
Payne: "Wait, who even are these people? Eric van der Woodsen? Jenny Humphrey? Pilot Inspektor? Russell Thorpe's Dead Wife? That One Boyfriend Of Eric's?"
Ivy: "I don't know, I'm new."

Nate: "Thank God we didn't risk our ethics or something. The hubris of technology."
Ivy: "Holy Christ, Nate, you've been talking about this literally since the one scene where you and Chuck were looking at naked man magazines together. Get a new topic."
Nate: "I'm just saying I'm glad we broke into that safe but then didn't take anything."
Ivy: "Got. It."

Payne: "Okay, everyone, now the real work begins. Get to your desks and start writing. I want a constant stream of content 24 hours a day. I want WHUPHs and Tweets, I want Pokes and Likes, I want a bunch of texts and SMS and mobile imaging, I want touchscreen capability and tons of apps, I want a thing where you can listen to your music from anywhere, I want scalability and HTML 5.0, I want cascading style sheets and rubies on rails, I want a thing on the side of the screen that has a menu and a thing on the other side of the screen where you have buddies, I want pop-up ads and opt-in opportunities and a pyramid scheme and user referrals and RSS and layouts and realtime things like that!"