"Yes, we may all be freshmen, and new to NYU and the dorms, but that doesn't mean we have to embarrass ourselves. I can tell from looking around this room that none of you are from New York City." One girl interrupts, to no avail: "-- Riverdale doesn't count." But no worries, the "sad truths of your hometowns" won't count against them, because Blair wants to help. "For example, who can tell me which is the only club to be seen at on a Saturday night?" One girl read Marquee, which is wrong, because trick question: "You should never be seen at a club on a Saturday night, it's strictly Bridge & Tunnel on the weekends. You're welcome."
Dorota passes out these giftbags -- including little Tiffany boxes and of course headbands -- and then they have a little aside about how well it's going. So of course Georgina Sparks appears in a cloud of that red smoke Elphaba preferred and starts squealing and hollering and hugging Blair, who looks like she's about to be sick, because as we knew, G and B are going to be roomies, which GG finds as delightful as any of us: "Rah rah, sis boom bah, Georgina's pulled a coup d'état!"
Georgina unpacks her gaudy shit while Blair shrieks at her. "Following me to NYU? Becoming my roommate? I'm gonna have Dorota file a restraining order!" G points out that she's already overreacting, although she does lie that the roommate thing is coincidental, so obviously she's going something going on. She says she didn't want to go back to bible camp, so picked Gallatin instead. Heh. "So you're not in love with Jesus anymore?" G explains that she holds Him in her heart, but that they've redefined their relationship. "You mean He dumped you because He found out you were Satan!" Blair screams, and G tries to bribe her with Manolos and how they can borrow clothes from each other, but A) No way and B) Work up to it, G. "I'll win, you know. I ruled at Constance and I will rule here. And you can't stand in my way."
I kind of love how Blair just instantly assumes this is some kind of baroque cat-and-mouse game designed to ruin her social standing; I love even more that it totally is, because that's how this show rolls. Except I'll be sad if that's all it's about, because Georgina is the Big Guns, and responds with force in kind. The reason she's coming after Blair is because Blair 1) turned her evil again, 2) turned her fucking crazy again and 3) made Jesus break up with her. I don't think sinking a couple of saketini parties is going to pay that out. What she should really do is... No, it's too scary, I can't type it out loud.