Gossip Girl
Gossip Girl

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 400 USERS: B
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HIDEOUT PLACE

Charlies: "Where's Chuck?"
Tyler: "I guess they're not here. I guess we should just hang out until we get killed."

Somebody's coming up the stairs and for a second I thought it was Mason Nevins, but it turns out to be Blair and Chuck, with those two heavies in tow, as well as Bart. Long story short, it was Andrew Tyler that helped set up Bart's accident; not because he is Mason Nevins, but just because he was gathering intel for Bart and Nevins figured it out, and threatened his family to turn him. Tyler explains all of this, and then Lily's cops jump out from behind the couch and drag him away.

Chuck: "So the cops know you're alive, huh? You're officially not dead?"
Bart: "Here is your first hug of your whole life."

SPECTATOR

Secretary: "Hey, is Diana around? The Times lady is here..."
Nate: "Aw, they just missed her. Not sure what that's about, but probably not because she is a traveling bard of hookers."

You're a good man, Nathaniel Archibald. You screw around and waste incredible amounts of everybody's time, and something dire is going on with your face, but other than that, I find you to be tops.

VAN DER WALDORF

Serena: "Man, this tea is good. Because it is straight liquor."
Blair: "Hey, just sitting around drinking I see."
Serena: "Yeah, until one of you bastards takes that away from me too."
Blair: "Anyway, sitrep. Bart Bass is officially alive, so that'll be weird."
Serena: "I guess I should ask if Ivy and Lola are okay."
Blair: "They did a great job, you'd be proud. If you didn't hate them both."
Serena: "Yeah, they'll live."
Blair: "Oh, and I guess you got me into the Rome program. So I hope they like my version of myself as much as they liked yours."
Serena: "I also volunteered you to teach English."
Blair: "That's fine. I love you, Serena."
Serena: "I love you too, Blair."

Gossip Girl

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