Secretary: "Sorry about that wait, but being Diana Payne is a full-time job. Leaning up against things, acting super weird..."
Blair: "Chuck, I have to go listen to whatever ponderous self-important thing Dan absolutely must tell me in person. We good here?"
Chuck: "Yeah. I'm good. Thanks for waiting with me."
Diana: "Hey, Chuck. Here to thank me?"
Chuck: "For what, keeping Bart a secret? Pretending to be my mom? Fucking Nate?"
Diana: "Well, keeping Bart alive. And pretending to be your mother to protect him. And Nate... Well, I guess I can thank you for that one."
Chuck: "Look, I'm not here to hug it out. I just want to know who my dad's afraid of, so I can wade into that scenario half-cocked and get myself shot in the abdomen again."
Diana: "Fine, I'm cool with letting you do whatever you want. But you're going to owe me bigtime."
Chuck: "Offers to which they cannot say no, fast turnaround, scheming scheming money money."
Serena: "Hey, I just walked in here off the street like any random person can. Are you hungry?"
Chuck: "Yes, for liquor."
Serena: "Blair asked me to come check up on you. Or so the story goes."
Chuck: "That was nice of her, but since I'm a sociopath it's just irritating that she didn't come herself."
Diana: "Hey! I am also here."
Blair: "Sorry you had to wait so long for me to answer your summons, but I have a kind of life. Or I mean, I'm trying to create one. That isn't all about a guy."
Dan: "No problem! Listen, about that. How would you like to abandon your world and the life you're creating, and come live in Rome as my personal pet?"
Blair: "That sounds tremendously unappealing, but maybe?"
Dan: "The only thing is we have to get you vetted today."
Blair: "When I fuck it up, then, the question is whether I'll know I'm doing it..."
Dan: "...And whether I'll figure that out. Yes."
Nate: "You are everywhere! Chuck, why is Diana here?"
Diana: "Hey, little guy! Aren't you tough."
Chuck: "Nathaniel, a word?"